Mozza220559
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I reached a proud sexual achievement this week and had to pat myself on the back. I made my FWB come 10 times in one round of sex. Usually 2 or 3 seems to be my average. I was quite pleased with myself.
I reached a proud sexual achievement this week and had to pat myself on the back. I made my FWB come 10 times in one round of sex. Usually 2 or 3 seems to be my average. I was quite pleased with myself.
I wish it were that easy for us guys.Women simulate sometimes. Just to let you know
Smiler with Knife makes me think I should just go have casual sex. f*** it, he seems to. I think it's gross though.
There's a reason he hangs out at the Cat & Fiddle so much...
Cat & Fiddle sadly doesn't have a glory hole. But they do have an annoyingly loud air hand dryer when paper towels are classier.
How would you know what the men's room has?
Because I hang out there giving blow jobs the 8-last call shift, Sun-Wed.. I used to take Thurs-Sat but I switched with your girlfriend so she could make some extra dough for your wedding. Tell her I need to pick up a few weekend shifts, mama needs some berber carpet something fierce.
What did I ever do to you, ya dickhead?
I was being hilarious on neck pain. I know the rules...if it's funny, we laugh. Nobody laughed.
What in god's name does that even mean?
I wish it were that easy for us guys.
I f***ed up trying to be hilarious? I dunno. Hydrocodone, babes. (Did you know I had surgery on Wednesday? I have a bionic neck now!)
sad veiled bride said:You already have lots of privileges, leave one to us!
I'm not a man!
not to mention they're actually more sanitary.Cat & Fiddle sadly doesn't have a glory hole. But they do have an annoyingly loud air hand dryer when paper towels are classier.
Women simulate sometimes. Just to let you know