Shall We Have Ourselves A Flirt-Off...

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Simply Thrilled, Honey
Only dodgy chat-up lines, please!!

(adopts dodgy cockney accent)

O'rite Darlin'?
 

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Simply Thrilled, Honey
Notice how old this thread is? :D
 

chica

v2.0
Oh yes, this is awfully important! :eek: I can't believe it went unnoticed until now...

Bond. James Bond. :D
 

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Simply Thrilled, Honey
I've got one
"Your dad must have been a theif, he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" god awful! :D
 

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Simply Thrilled, Honey
Have you used it? did it work? :p

Do you sleep on your stomach?....Can I? :p
 

Christine

New Member
I like this one 'I've lost my phone number can I have yours' or for the more forward :p 'I've lost my teddybear..can I sleep with you'
 

chica

v2.0
Spot the double entendre:

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. :eek: :D
 

Christine

New Member
Does anyone remember that song with the line 'I've seen you around, I find you very attractive... would you go to bed with me?' , I said that once to a guy at a party on a dare. Seeing as how it was a dare I just sort of laughed and made a joke singing after I said, it but it's derfinitly away to get in there :p :D
 
sorry to lower the tone!

"would you like to go to a party"
"yes"
"well it's in your mouth and im coming"

truly sorry!
 

Poco Innocente

A ring a ding ding
fancy a f***?
 

Poco Innocente

A ring a ding ding
subtle, elegant, stylish
Poco, you really are a charmer! :p



Wouldn't life be great if we just cut out all the kack and got straight down to the nitty gritty... would save plenty of time :p Although it would lack a sense of accomplishment I suppose.
 

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Simply Thrilled, Honey
if that chat up line worked, I would feel acomplished!:p
 

Poco Innocente

A ring a ding ding
hmmm *ponders for a moment* ...I had never thought of it like that! :D
 

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Simply Thrilled, Honey
do not ponder! 'tis very dangerous! try that chat-up line, I'll give you a fiver if it works! :p
 

Poco Innocente

A ring a ding ding
I'll give it a go if I'm allowed to wear a helmet and a cricket box
 

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