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[kissmyshadestoo]

From "Wall Street" by Hal Holbrook:
"Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss."

From "Caddyshack" by Chevy Chase:
"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body."

 

[cornelius blaze]

Get Carter:




Jack Carter: You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow.

Jack Carter: You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.

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Indiana: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!

General Zod: Come to me, Superman! I defy you! Come and kneel before Zod! Zod!

Norman Bates: Uh-uh, Mother-m-mother, uh, what is the phrase? She isn't quite herself today.

 

[Daddy Cool]

"Hello, I've come to service your boiler"

From MILFS 5 - The Housewife's Revenge.

 

[nightingale+therose]

"Hello, I've come to service your boiler"

From MILFS 5 - The Housewife's Revenge.

Best one yet Daddy-o - are you missing JJ?

 

[Daddy Cool]

Best one yet Daddy-o - are you missing JJ?

Daddy-O? As long as the 'o' is short for 'orgasm', that's ok.

Since JJ was exterminated, this place has been like an old man's pub in a little town in the middle of nowhere. You try to strike up a conversation to break the dull monotony, but instead get glared at and threatened. Until ultimately the Old Guard and the Landlord decide to run you out of the area and issue threats of expulsion.

Well, maybe an old man's pub was a bad analogy. An old ladies tea shop is probably better.
"Ooooh, that lovely Mr Morrissey is a lovely man!"
"Ooooh, dahling, he really is. Hehehehe!"
"We should knit him!"
"Yes, that would be a splendid thing to do!"
"Pass me the cream, dahling.."
"Isn't that Daddy Cool just a horrible article?"
"Yes, I rather believe he is. He is young and good looking and intelligent and funny. We don't need his sort around here! Rah-rah-rah"

 

[Uncleskinny]

"Soylent Green is PEOPLE!"

 

[I am a Ghost]

"Touch of Evil"

Schwartz: Well, Hank was a great detective all right.
Tanya: And a lousy cop.
Schwartz: Is that all you have to say for him?
Tanya: He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people?

 

[Zelda Zonk]

From 'All About Eve' (the magnificent Bette Davis):

"I finally got a life to live. I don't have to play parts I'm too old for, just because I've got nothing to do with my nights."

"Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men."

And from one of the male characters (I forget which):

"That I should want you at all suddenly strikes me as the height of improbability, but that, in itself, is probably the reason."

Oh, and 'Withnail and I':

"We've gone on holiday by mistake"

From 'Gentlemen Prefer Blondes':

"Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty. You may not go out with her just because she's pretty but, my goodness, doesn't it help."

 

[nightingale+therose]

Heathers
J.D.: Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?
Kurt's Dad: My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son.
J.D.: Wonder how he'd react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse. (said about reformed homophobic father).

Sherlock Homes
Elementary, my dear Watson.

Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence (starring Ryuichi Sakamoto, David Bowie, Beat Takashi Kitano, Tom Conti)
Lt. Ito: Can you guess what I'm thinking?
Maj. Celliers: Yes, I think so. Can you?

Lesley Nielsen (can't remember film - might be police squad)
Surely you can't be serious!
Yes, I'm serious... and don't call me Shirley


The Jazz Singer (Al Jolson)
You ain't heard nothin' yet!

Mae West (don't know film!)
Why don't you come up sometime and see me?

 

[billy scissors]

Daddy-O? As long as the 'o' is short for 'orgasm', that's ok.

Since JJ was exterminated, this place has been like an old man's pub in a little town in the middle of nowhere. You try to strike up a conversation to break the dull monotony, but instead get glared at and threatened. Until ultimately the Old Guard and the Landlord decide to run you out of the area and issue threats of expulsion.

Well, maybe an old man's pub was a bad analogy. An old ladies tea shop is probably better.
"Ooooh, that lovely Mr Morrissey is a lovely man!"
"Ooooh, dahling, he really is. Hehehehe!"
"We should knit him!"
"Yes, that would be a splendid thing to do!"
"Pass me the cream, dahling.."
"Isn't that Daddy Cool just a horrible article?"
"Yes, I rather believe he is. He is young and good looking and intelligent and funny. We don't need his sort around here! Rah-rah-rah"

this guy was funny

 

[nightingale+therose]

How could we forget There's Something About Mary

.... the scene with the hitchhiker in the car.... 7 minute abs...

Hitchhiker: It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.
Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're f***in' fired!

 

[tlm130]

From Clerks 2-
Teen #1: "You guys holding?"
Jay: "Shit, everything but coke, heroin and your cock."

An American Werewolf In London -
[trying to get arrested in Trafalgar Square]
David: "Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a f*****! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French!"

Jack: "David, you are hurting my feelings!"
David: "Hurting your feelings? Has it occurred to you that it might be unsettling to see you arise from the grave to visit me?"

 

[Dave]

Now, you will see me one more time...
if you do good.

You will see me two more times...
if you do bad.

The Cowboy from Mulholland Drive

 

[Bhoy_least_likely_to]

you want the truth, you cant handle the truth

 

[Patrick!]

 

[nightingale+therose]

Each and every one of these Judd Nelson quotes from The Breakfast Club are timeless classics!!

Enjoy!


If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

"Do you want to be eaten alive? Then stay off my lawn!"

 

[vaca peluda]

''Stop it! Stop shouting at each other!''
''Oh! Shut up Romeo, we enjoy it!''

A Taste of Honey

 

[scottishblood]

One of my favourite movies

Walter -
f*** ME....I mean say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, dude. At least it's an ethos".

"I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point. Not in "Nam" of course".

The Dude-

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

That rug really tied the room together.

I could just quote the whole movie

 

[tlm130]

"It isn't the comet. It's a broom. Imagine you're a race of aliens, right? And, you're looking for a new place to live. Say you're looking for a planet like you and I looking for a new place to live. A new house. So here's Earth. Only it's like this big old house. And, it's kind of polluted, dirty, and smoky. Grease on the walls, soot in the chimney. So, they send in their interstellar house cleaners. Send in their broom. Sweep us all up. That's what this it is, it's a broom. Using our own machines to sweep us right off." - Bill Robinson

from Maximum Overdrive