The Daily Show and Colbert Report's Best Glenn Beck Moments

In some ways it's funny, he's so out to lunch, but the disturbing thing is this clown has MILLIONS of followers that actually buy this crap. He's been on fire lately, claiming Obama is a "racist", with "a deep-seated hatred of white people", that Obama is surrounded by "communists, radicals, and revolutionaries", and spewing all sorts of insane crap. Really, I don't think anybody can honestly suggest Fox has even the slightest bit of objectivity or evenhandedness at this point. This, combined with a staggering stupidity epidemic, is actually damaging democracy in this country.
 
"The hole that they stitched up glenn beck's ass hasnt healed enough for him to stop talking out of it."

f***ing brilliant. jon stewart is a god, and glenn beck is the most hypocritical douchebag f***tard asshole that i have ever seen on television. i actually respect bill o'reilly a 100 times more than beck, b/c at least billo is a blowhard pretentious f***, and he doesnt really deny that aspect of himself. but beck is such an obvious f***ing liar who just does anything he can, even cry fake tears like a little f***ing bitch, for ratings and fake respect, and im sorry but anyone who takes a word of what he says seriously is a f***ing idiot and they need their head examined. oh and calling hte president of the united states, whos black, a RACIST, who was raised by his WHITE mother and WHITE grandparents. and then 75 seconds later state "oh but i dont think he really dislikes white people." like WTF. its an asinine statement any way you look at it, but to backtrack 75 f***ing seconds later. like, ARE YOU f***ING BRAIN DAMAGED???? even the retards on Fox's morning show were like "uhhh back the train up." and thats whe you know you've said something retarded if the idiots on Fox's morning show think you've crossed the line. god i f***ing HATE that guy.
 
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I pay no attention to Glenn Beck, but if he gets the socialists this riled up he must be doing something right.
 
oh and calling hte president of the united states, whos black, a RACIST, who was raised by his WHITE mother and WHITE grandparents.


You mean the guy who called his grandma a "typical white person"? The guy who attended Jeremiah Wright's filthy racist church for decades? Of course he's a racist. That he's half white made him more racist, as he felt he had to be "blacker than black" to make up for that. Why else would he sit through Jeremiah Wright's extreme racist sermons and wanna title his book from one of Wright's lines? Why else would President Obama instantly accuse a Boston cop of being a racist when the cop was just responding to a 911 call and had to deal with a full-of-himself Harvard prof talking shit about his mama? Oh, that ridiculous and racist black Harvard prof is one of Obama's good friends. No surprise. Obama is also good friends with terrorists, such as Bill Ayers. We're supposed to pretend otherwise, I guess, as we watch Obama try and destroy everything America stands for with his hardcore socialist agenda.

Why don't the socialists just move to Canada like they used to say they wanted to? Dear Lord, get out of the USA if you hate freedom. Do we have to buy you plane tickets to be rid of you socialists?
 
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You mean the guy who called his grandma a "typical white person"? The guy who attended Jeremiah Wright's filthy racist church for decades? Of course he's a racist. That he's half white made him more racist, as he felt he had to be "blacker than black" to make up for that. Why else would he sit through Jeremiah Wright's extreme racist sermons and wanna title his book from one of Wright's lines? Why else would President Obama instantly accuse a Boston cop of being a racist when the cop was just responding to a 911 call and had to deal with a full-of-himself Harvard prof talking shit about his mama? Oh, that ridiculous and racist black Harvard prof is one of Obama's good friends. No surprise. Obama is also good friends with terrorists, such as Bill Ayers. We're supposed to pretend otherwise, I guess, as we watch Obama try and destroy everything America stands for with his hardcore socialist agenda.

Why don't the socialists just move to Canada like they used to say they wanted to? Dear Lord, get out of the USA if you hate freedom. Do we have to buy you plane tickets to be rid of you socialists?

ha, quit playin theo. you're so over the top, no one believes you actually believe this stuff.
 
More Beck insanity:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/28/as-sponsors-flee-the-igle_n_271321.html

Beck claims Obama and democrat congress takeover was a "coup", (Unlike those perfectly immaculate elections in 2000, and 2004.) and that "Marxists" are planning a secret takeover:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/31/glenn-beck-tells-listener_n_272781.html

Apparently Beck is developing a persecution complex:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/01/glenn-beck-tells-viewers_n_274477.html

Clinically it's kind of interesting, it's not often you get to watch somebody's complete degeneration into madness.
 
More Beck insanity:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/28/as-sponsors-flee-the-igle_n_271321.html

Beck claims Obama and democrat congress takeover was a "coup", (Unlike those perfectly immaculate elections in 2000, and 2004.) and that "Marxists" are planning a secret takeover:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/31/glenn-beck-tells-listener_n_272781.html

Apparently Beck is developing a persecution complex:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/01/glenn-beck-tells-viewers_n_274477.html

Clinically it's kind of interesting, it's not often you get to watch somebody's complete degeneration into madness.

LOLigarchy

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I seriously doubt that he says these stupid things because he believes in them. He knows that if he goes crazy on TV, he will make money.

If they gave me the salary Glenn Beck is making, I would have no problem going on TV and saying dumb shit.

I have no morals :)
 
Glen Beck has a fit over "communist art" in the US, which is somehow tied to the progressive/fascist/communist agenda. Try to see if you can figure out what he's talking about... He reminds me of one of those homeless schizophrenics with the tinfoil hats.

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Glen Beck has a fit over "communist art" in the US, which is somehow tied to the progressive/fascist/communist agenda. Try to see if you can figure out what he's talking about... He reminds me of one of those homeless schizophrenics with the tinfoil hats.

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He's turning into Alex Jones.

I love how Obama is driving these kooks absolutely insane, it really is a joy to watch. The Barney Frank smackdown is probably my favourite moment of the year so far.
 
He's turning into Alex Jones.

I love how Obama is driving these kooks absolutely insane, it really is a joy to watch. The Barney Frank smackdown is probably my favourite moment of the year so far.

A follow up dissecting Glen Beck's bogus foray into art history:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/03/glenn-beck-tries-and-fail_n_276401.html

i thought somebody would have remembered the "swords into ploughshares" line came from the Bible, it's really telling how so many fanatically religious people haven't actually read the book they put so much stock in.
 
keith made fun of him SO HARD on Countdown tonight. when the clip pops up on youtube i'll post it.
 
OMFG. Brilliant strokes of genius with the Blazing Saddles and The Twilight Zone references. "It's a cook book!" :laughing:


Erm...I mean, I'm reporting all of you to the House Committee of Un-American Activities. Senator McCarthy will have the last word on this, rest assured.
 
WTF??? Beck's rant on artwork, made no sense whatsoever. He's crazy.

Keith's response was great. I love watching him.
 
here we go. hilarious



That is a thing of beauty. I can't wait until Beck starts getting into numerology and Bilderberg conspiracies then the Beck/Jones/Icke amalgam will be complete.
 
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