Irwin Mainway's (Dan Aykroyd) company toys:
Pretty Peggy Ear-Piercing Set
Mr. Skin-Grafter
General Tron's Secret Police Confession Kit
Doggie Dentist
Johnny Switchblade: Adventure Punk
and my favorite from the "Bag O" line: Bag O' Glass
...Bag O' Nails, Bag O' Bugs, Bag O' Vipers, Bag O' Sulfuric Acid. They're decent toys, you know what I mean?...