The let's be cynical as hell thread!

[Mclenarr]

f*** off!! Seasick Steve...Just f*** off you stinking hypocrite!
He released an album about how he's just an ordinary guy who, unlike all the rest of us selfish, spoilt, greedy materialist, has got nothing and never had something!
f*** off!! Just f*** right off back to you're f***iin' garage you're f***in' hypocrite.
He's turning up at the Brits the other week announcing in advance that he's arriving by tube, just to contrast with all the other rock stars, 'cause he want's to feel like he's more pure than them by not having a load of expensive shit! f*** off you hypocritacal c***, you're coining it in 'cause of all the suckers buying that dungaree hobo image!! c***!

 

[Robert Neville]

Chris Martin?

 

[Mclenarr]

Chris Martin?

I wondered what you meant at first...but yeah. I'm one of chris's minions

 

[Buzzetta]

Why can't we all just enjoy the snow day?

 

[nugz]

Why can't we all just enjoy the snow day?

not all of us had "snow days" mister!!

 

[troubleluvsme]

Why can't we all just enjoy the snow day?

Are you off tomorrow?

 

[Buzzetta]

Are you off tomorrow?

I have an important meeting tomorrow regarding the restructuring of my department. My nitwit hipster coworker is getting a rude awakening. Unfortunately someone else I know is as well.

As long as we are being cynical...

 

[troubleluvsme]

I have an important meeting tomorrow regarding the restructuring of my department. My nitwit hipster coworker is getting a rude awakening. Unfortunately someone else I know is as well.

As long as we are being cynical...

My important meeting today involved a Business Agent from the Carpenter's Union in NYC. He was born on Long Island.

 

[Buzzetta]

My important meeting today involved a Business Agent from the Carpenter's Union in NYC. He was born on Long Island.

Strong Island represent.

I was born in Crooklyn though.

 

[troubleluvsme]

I was born in Crooklyn though.

Oh yeah, I do remember that now.

Good thing I didn't mention that anywhere in the test.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

why is Steve seasick?

 

[Buzzetta]

why is Steve seasick?

No matter how sick he is, he is not as sick as you.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

No matter how sick he is, he is not as sick as you.

aww shucks, aint you sweet

 

[Dave]

I thought this was about Morrissey and I voted that he should get a small kicking.

 

[Buzzetta]

aww shucks, aint you sweet

Please leave early for your trip to New Zealand.

 

[Seasick]

Huh? My name is not Steve.

I didn't do it. I've never even been to Cleveland.

 

[troubleluvsme]

Huh? My name is not Steve.

I didn't do it. I've never even been to Cleveland.

For a minute there, I felt like I didn't even know you anymore!

 

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

I voted

 

[LukaInExile]

Re: The let\'s be cynical as hell thread!

My nitwit hipster coworker is getting a rude awakening.

Are you going to poison his Brooklyn Lager??? Step on his Vans?

 

[Luxo]

f*** off!! Seasick Steve...Just f*** off you stinking hypocrite!
He released an album about how he's just an ordinary guy who, unlike all the rest of us selfish, spoilt, greedy materialist, has got nothing and never had something!
f*** off!! Just f*** right off back to you're f***iin' garage you're f***in' hypocrite.
He's turning up at the Brits the other week announcing in advance that he's arriving by tube, just to contrast with all the other rock stars, 'cause he want's to feel like he's more pure than them by not having a load of expensive shit! f*** off you hypocritacal c***, you're coining it in 'cause of all the suckers buying that dungaree hobo image!! c***!

You've well and truly got a valid point there.