The Lies of Michael Moore's F. 911

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Republican Party Reptile

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If you actually read his book on Mother Teresa, you'd see he makes good points.

It's called the Missionary Position: Mother Teresa in Theory and Practice.
 
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Republican Party Reptile

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Great article. Here's another.

59 Deceits in Fahrenheit 9/11:

http://www.davekopel.com/Terror/Fiftysix-Deceits-in-Fahrenheit-911.htm
 
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Hey I wasn't suggesting vote Bush, I was inciting revolution, I said vote me & you ffs! I'd got in from a beer festival last night & was pished off my face, I'm reading 'whot I writ' & chuckling!

GrimO

> (DEEPLY RED) f*** NO. I take that BACK, Grim.
 
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>You have to remember Hitchens is a very right wing journalist.
Just because a country is led by a dictator does not give another country the right to go in and overthrow them. Hitchens says this is justifiable. Before the invasion of Iraq, Blair maintained this would never be the reason of invasion so obviously that is why the wmd were erroneously created.

It is just a right wing propagandist spouting off.

> Unfairenheit 9/11
> The lies of Michael Moore.
> By Christopher Hitchens
> Posted Monday, June 21, 2004, at 12:26 PM PT

> One of the many problems with the American left, and indeed of the
> American left, has been its image and self-image as something rather too
> solemn, mirthless, herbivorous, dull, monochrome, righteous, and boring.
> How many times, in my old days at The Nation magazine, did I hear wistful
> and semienvious ruminations? Where was the radical Firing Line show? Who
> will be our Rush Limbaugh? I used privately to hope that the emphasis, if
> the comrades ever got around to it, would be on the first of those and not
> the second. But the meetings themselves were so mind-numbing and
> lugubrious that I thought the danger of success on either front was
> infinitely slight.

> Nonetheless, it seems that an answer to this long-felt need is finally
> beginning to emerge. I exempt Al Franken's unintentionally funny Air
> America network, to which I gave a couple of interviews in its early days.
> There, one could hear the reassuring noise of collapsing scenery and
> tripped-over wires and be reminded once again that correct politics and
> smooth media presentation are not even distant cousins. With Michael
> Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11, however, an entirely new note has been struck.
> Here we glimpse a possible fusion between the turgid routines of
> MoveOn.org and the filmic standards, if not exactly the filmic skills, of
> Sergei Eisenstein or Leni Riefenstahl.

> To describe this film as dishonest and demagogic would almost be to
> promote those terms to the level of respectability. To describe this film
> as a piece of crap would be to run the risk of a discourse that would
> never again rise above the excremental. To describe it as an exercise in
> facile crowd-pleasing would be too obvious. Fahrenheit 9/11 is a sinister
> exercise in moral frivolity, crudely disguised as an exercise in
> seriousness. It is also a spectacle of abject political cowardice masking
> itself as a demonstration of "dissenting" bravery.

> In late 2002, almost a year after the al-Qaida assault on American
> society, I had an onstage debate with Michael Moore at the Telluride Film
> Festival. In the course of this exchange, he stated his view that Osama
> Bin Laden should be considered innocent until proven guilty. This was, he
> said, the American way. The intervention in Afghanistan, he maintained,
> had been at least to that extent unjustified. Something—I cannot guess
> what, since we knew as much then as we do now—has since apparently
> persuaded Moore that Osama Bin Laden is as guilty as hell. Indeed, Osama
> is suddenly so guilty and so all-powerful that any other discussion of any
> other topic is a dangerous "distraction" from the fight against
> him. I believe that I understand the convenience of this late conversion.

> Fahrenheit 9/11 makes the following points about Bin Laden and about
> Afghanistan, and makes them in this order:

> 1) The Bin Laden family (if not exactly Osama himself) had a close if
> convoluted business relationship with the Bush family, through the Carlyle
> Group.

> 2) Saudi capital in general is a very large element of foreign investment
> in the United States.

> 3) The Unocal company in Texas had been willing to discuss a gas pipeline
> across Afghanistan with the Taliban, as had other vested interests.

> 4) The Bush administration sent far too few ground troops to Afghanistan
> and thus allowed far too many Taliban and al-Qaida members to escape.

> 5) The Afghan government, in supporting the coalition in Iraq, was purely
> risible in that its non-army was purely American.

> 6) The American lives lost in Afghanistan have been wasted. (This I divine
> from the fact that this supposedly "antiwar" film is dedicated
> ruefully to all those killed there, as well as in Iraq.)

> It must be evident to anyone, despite the rapid-fire way in which Moore's
> direction eases the audience hastily past the contradictions, that these
> discrepant scatter shots do not cohere at any point. Either the Saudis run
> U.S. policy (through family ties or overwhelming economic interest), or
> they do not. As allies and patrons of the Taliban regime, they either
> opposed Bush's removal of it, or they did not. (They opposed the removal,
> all right: They wouldn't even let Tony Blair land his own plane on their
> soil at the time of the operation.) Either we sent too many troops, or
> were wrong to send any at all—the latter was Moore's view as late as
> 2002—or we sent too few. If we were going to make sure no Taliban or
> al-Qaida forces survived or escaped, we would have had to be more ruthless
> than I suspect that Mr. Moore is really recommending. And these are simply
> observations on what is "in" the film. If we turn to the facts
> that are deliberately left out, we discover that there is an emerging
> Afghan army, that the country is now a joint NATO responsibility and thus
> under the protection of the broadest military alliance in history, that it
> has a new constitution and is preparing against hellish odds to hold a
> general election, and that at least a million and a half of its former
> refugees have opted to return. I don't think a pipeline is being
> constructed yet, not that Afghanistan couldn't do with a pipeline. But a
> highway from Kabul to Kandahar—an insurance against warlordism and a
> condition of nation-building—is nearing completion with infinite labor and
> risk. We also discover that the parties of the Afghan secular left—like
> the parties of the Iraqi secular left—are strongly in favor of the regime
> change. But this is not the sort of irony in which Moore chooses to deal.

> He prefers leaden sarcasm to irony and, indeed, may not appreciate the
> distinction. In a long and paranoid (and tedious) section at the opening
> of the film, he makes heavy innuendoes about the flights that took members
> of the Bin Laden family out of the country after Sept. 11. I banged on
> about this myself at the time and wrote a Nation column drawing attention
> to the groveling Larry King interview with the insufferable Prince Bandar,
> which Moore excerpts. However, recent developments have not been kind to
> our Mike. In the interval between Moore's triumph at Cannes and the
> release of the film in the United States, the 9/11 commission has found
> nothing to complain of in the timing or arrangement of the flights. And
> Richard Clarke, Bush's former chief of counterterrorism, has come forward
> to say that he, and he alone, took the responsibility for authorizing
> those Saudi departures. This might not matter so much to the ethos of
> Fahrenheit 9/11, except that—as you might expect—Clarke is presented
> throughout as the brow-furrowed ethical hero of the entire post-9/11
> moment. And it does not seem very likely that, in his open admission about
> the Bin Laden family evacuation, Clarke is taking a fall, or a spear in
> the chest, for the Bush administration. So, that's another bust for this
> windy and bloated cinematic "key to all mythologies."

> A film that bases itself on a big lie and a big misrepresentation can only
> sustain itself by a dizzying succession of smaller falsehoods, beefed up
> by wilder and (if possible) yet more-contradictory claims. President Bush
> is accused of taking too many lazy vacations. (What is that about, by the
> way? Isn't he supposed to be an unceasing planner for future aggressive
> wars?) But the shot of him "relaxing at Camp David" shows him
> side by side with Tony Blair. I say "shows," even though this
> photograph is on-screen so briefly that if you sneeze or blink, you won't
> recognize the other figure. A meeting with the prime minister of the
> United Kingdom, or at least with this prime minister, is not a goof-off.

> The president is also captured in a well-worn TV news clip, on a golf
> course, making a boilerplate response to a question on terrorism and then
> asking the reporters to watch his drive. Well, that's what you get if you
> catch the president on a golf course. If Eisenhower had done this, as he
> often did, it would have been presented as calm statesmanship. If Clinton
> had done it, as he often did, it would have shown his charm. More
> interesting is the moment where Bush is shown frozen on his chair at the
> infant school in Florida, looking stunned and useless for seven whole
> minutes after the news of the second plane on 9/11. Many are those who say
> that he should have leaped from his stool, adopted a Russell Crowe stance,
> and gone to work. I could even wish that myself. But if he had done any
> such thing then (as he did with his "Let's roll" and "dead
> or alive" remarks a month later), half the Michael Moore community
> would now be calling him a man who went to war on a hectic, crazed
> impulse. The other half would be saying what they already say—that he knew
> the attack was coming, was using it to cement himself in power, and
> couldn't wait to get on with his coup. This is the line taken by Gore
> Vidal and by a scandalous recent book that also revives the charge of
> FDR's collusion over Pearl Harbor. At least Moore's film should put the
> shameful purveyors of that last theory back in their paranoid box.

> But it won't because it encourages their half-baked fantasies in so many
> other ways. We are introduced to Iraq, "a sovereign nation." (In
> fact, Iraq's "sovereignty" was heavily qualified by
> international sanctions, however questionable, which reflected its
> noncompliance with important U.N. resolutions.) In this peaceable kingdom,
> according to Moore's flabbergasting choice of film shots, children are
> flying little kites, shoppers are smiling in the sunshine, and the gentle
> rhythms of life are undisturbed. Then—wham! From the night sky come the
> terror weapons of American imperialism. Watching the clips Moore uses, and
> recalling them well, I can recognize various Saddam palaces and military
> and police centers getting the treatment. But these sites are not
> identified as such. In fact, I don't think Al Jazeera would, on a bad day,
> have transmitted anything so utterly propagandistic. You would also be led
> to think that the term "civilian casualty" had not even been in
> the Iraqi vocabulary until March 2003. I remember asking Moore at
> Telluride if he was or was not a pacifist. He would not give a straight
> answer then, and he doesn't now, either. I'll just say that the
> "insurgent" side is presented in this film as justifiably
> outraged, whereas the 30-year record of Baathist war crimes and repression
> and aggression is not mentioned once. (Actually, that's not quite right.
> It is briefly mentioned but only, and smarmily, because of the bad period
> when Washington preferred Saddam to the likewise unmentioned Ayatollah
> Khomeini.)

> That this—his pro-American moment—was the worst Moore could possibly say
> of Saddam's depravity is further suggested by some astonishing
> falsifications. Moore asserts that Iraq under Saddam had never attacked or
> killed or even threatened (his words) any American. I never quite know
> whether Moore is as ignorant as he looks, or even if that would be humanly
> possible. Baghdad was for years the official, undisguised home address of
> Abu Nidal, then the most-wanted gangster in the world, who had been
> sentenced to death even by the PLO and had blown up airports in Vienna*
> and Rome. Baghdad was the safe house for the man whose
> "operation" murdered Leon Klinghoffer. Saddam boasted publicly
> of his financial sponsorship of suicide bombers in Israel. (Quite a few
> Americans of all denominations walk the streets of Jerusalem.) In 1991, a
> large number of Western hostages were taken by the hideous Iraqi invasion
> of Kuwait and held in terrible conditions for a long time. After that same
> invasion was repelled—Saddam having killed quite a few Americans and
> Egyptians and Syrians and Brits in the meantime and having threatened to
> kill many more—the Iraqi secret police were caught trying to murder former
> President Bush during his visit to Kuwait. Never mind whether his son
> should take that personally. (Though why should he not?) Should you and I
> not resent any foreign dictatorship that attempts to kill one of our
> retired chief executives? (President Clinton certainly took it that way:
> He ordered the destruction by cruise missiles of the Baathist
> "security" headquarters.) Iraqi forces fired, every day, for 10
> years, on the aircraft that patrolled the no-fly zones and staved off
> further genocide in the north and south of the country. In 1993, a certain
> Mr. Yasin helped mix the chemicals for the bomb at the World Trade Center
> and then skipped to Iraq, where he remained a guest of the state until the
> overthrow of Saddam. In 2001, Saddam's regime was the only one in the
> region that openly celebrated the attacks on New York and Washington and
> described them as just the beginning of a larger revenge. Its official
> media regularly spewed out a stream of anti-Semitic incitement. I think
> one might describe that as "threatening," even if one was narrow
> enough to think that anti-Semitism only menaces Jews. And it was after,
> and not before, the 9/11 attacks that Abu Mussab al-Zarqawi moved from
> Afghanistan to Baghdad and began to plan his now very open and lethal
> design for a holy and ethnic civil war. On Dec. 1, 2003, the New York
> Times reported—and the David Kay report had established—that Saddam had
> been secretly negotiating with the "Dear Leader" Kim Jong-il in
> a series of secret meetings in Syria, as late as the spring of 2003, to
> buy a North Korean missile system, and missile-production system, right
> off the shelf. (This attempt was not uncovered until after the fall of
> Baghdad, the coalition's presence having meanwhile put an end to the
> negotiations.)

> Thus, in spite of the film's loaded bias against the work of the mind, you
> can grasp even while watching it that Michael Moore has just said, in so
> many words, the one thing that no reflective or informed person can
> possibly believe: that Saddam Hussein was no problem. No problem at all.
> Now look again at the facts I have cited above. If these things had been
> allowed to happen under any other administration, you can be sure that
> Moore and others would now glibly be accusing the president of ignoring,
> or of having ignored, some fairly unmistakable "warnings."

> The same "let's have it both ways" opportunism infects his
> treatment of another very serious subject, namely domestic
> counterterrorist policy. From being accused of overlooking too many
> warnings—not exactly an original point—the administration is now lavishly
> taunted for issuing too many. (Would there not have been "fear"
> if the harbingers of 9/11 had been taken seriously?) We are shown some
> American civilians who have had absurd encounters with idiotic
> "security" staff. (Have you ever met anyone who can't tell such
> a story?) Then we are immediately shown underfunded police departments
> that don't h
> ave the me
> ans or the manpower to do any stop-and-search: a power suddenly demanded
> by Moore on their behalf that we know by definition would at least lead to
> some ridiculous interrogations. Finally, Moore complains that there isn't
> enough intrusion and confiscation at airports and says that it is
> appalling that every air traveler is not forcibly relieved of all matches
> and lighters. (Cue mood music for sinister influence of Big Tobacco.)
> So—he wants even more pocket-rummaging by airport officials? Uh, no, not
> exactly. But by this stage, who's counting? Moore is having it three ways
> and asserting everything and nothing. Again—simply not serious.

> Circling back to where we began, why did Moore's evil Saudis not join
> "the Coalition of the Willing"? Why instead did they force the
> United States to switch its regional military headquarters to Qatar? If
> the Bush family and the al-Saud dynasty live in each other's pockets, as
> is alleged in a sort of vulgar sub-Brechtian scene with Arab headdresses
> replacing top hats, then how come the most reactionary regime in the
> region has been powerless to stop Bush from demolishing its clone in Kabul
> and its buffer regime in Baghdad? The Saudis hate, as they did in 1991,
> the idea that Iraq's recuperated oil industry might challenge their
> near-monopoly. They fear the liberation of the Shiite Muslims they so
> despise. To make these elementary points is to collapse the whole pathetic
> edifice of the film's "theory." Perhaps Moore prefers the
> pro-Saudi Kissinger/Scowcroft plan for the Middle East, where stability
> trumps every other consideration and where one dare not upset the local
> house of cards, or killing-field of Kurds? This would be a strange
> position for a purported radical. Then again, perhaps he does not take
> this conservative line because his real pitch is not to any audience
> member with a serious interest in foreign policy. It is to the provincial
> isolationist.

> I have already said that Moore's film has the staunch courage to mock Bush
> for his verbal infelicity. Yet it's much, much braver than that. From
> Fahrenheit 9/11 you can glean even more astounding and hidden disclosures,
> such as the capitalist nature of American society, the existence of
> Eisenhower's "military-industrial complex," and the use of
> "spin" in the presentation of our politicians. It's high time
> someone had the nerve to point this out. There's more. Poor people often
> volunteer to join the army, and some of them are duskier than others.
> Betcha didn't know that. Back in Flint, Mich., Moore feels on safe ground.
> There are no martyred rabbits this time. Instead, it's the poor and black
> who shoulder the packs and rifles and march away. I won't dwell on the
> fact that black Americans have fought for almost a century and a half,
> from insisting on their right to join the U.S. Army and fight in the Civil
> War to the right to have a desegregated Army that set the pace for
> post-1945 civil rights. I'll merely ask this: In the film, Moore says
> loudly and repeatedly that not enough troops were sent to garrison
> Afghanistan and Iraq. (This is now a favorite cleverness of those who
> were, in the first place, against sending any soldiers at all.) Well,
> where does he think those needful heroes and heroines would have come
> from? Does he favor a draft—the most statist and oppressive solution? Does
> he think that only hapless and gullible proles sign up for the Marines?
> Does he think—as he seems to suggest—that parents can "send"
> their children, as he stupidly asks elected members of Congress to do?
> Would he have abandoned Gettysburg because the Union allowed civilians to
> pay proxies to serve in their place? Would he have supported the antidraft
> (and very antiblack) riots against Lincoln in New York? After a point, one
> realizes that it's a waste of time asking him questions of this sort. It
> would be too much like taking him seriously. He'll just try anything once
> and see if it floats or flies or gets a cheer.

> Indeed, Moore's affected and ostentatious concern for black America is one
> of the most suspect ingredients of his pitch package. In a recent
> interview, he yelled that if the hijacked civilians of 9/11 had been
> black, they would have fought back, unlike the stupid and presumably
> cowardly white men and women (and children). Never mind for now how many
> black passengers were on those planes—we happen to know what Moore does
> not care to mention: that Todd Beamer and a few of his co-passengers,
> shouting "Let's roll," rammed the hijackers with a trolley,
> fought them tooth and nail, and helped bring down a United Airlines plane,
> in Pennsylvania, that was speeding toward either the White House or the
> Capitol. There are no words for real, impromptu bravery like that, which
> helped save our republic from worse than actually befell. The Pennsylvania
> drama also reminds one of the self-evident fact that this war is not
> fought only "overseas" or in uniform, but is being brought to
> our cities. Yet Moore is a silly and shady man who does not recognize
> courage of any sort even when he sees it because he cannot summon it in
> himself. To him, easy applause, in front of credulous audiences, is
> everything.

> Moore has announced that he won't even appear on TV shows where he might
> face hostile questioning. I notice from the New York Times of June 20 that
> he has pompously established a rapid response team, and a fact-checking
> staff, and some tough lawyers, to bulwark himself against attack. He'll
> sue, Moore says, if anyone insults him or his pet. Some right-wing hack
> groups, I gather, are planning to bring pressure on their local movie
> theaters to drop the film. How dumb or thuggish do you have to be in order
> to counter one form of stupidity and cowardice with another? By all means
> go and see this terrible film, and take your friends, and if the fools in
> the audience strike up one cry, in favor of surrender or defeat, feel free
> to join in the conversation.

> However, I think we can agree that the film is so flat-out phony that
> "fact-checking" is beside the point. And as for the scary
> lawyers—get a life, or maybe see me in court. But I offer this, to Moore
> and to his rapid response rabble. Any time, Michael my boy. Let's redo
> Telluride. Any show. Any place. Any platform. Let's see what you're made
> of.

> Some people soothingly say that one should relax about all this. It's only
> a movie. No biggie. It's no worse than the tomfoolery of Oliver Stone.
> It's kick-ass entertainment. It might even help get out "the youth
> vote." Yeah, well, I have myself written and presented about a dozen
> low-budget made-for-TV documentaries, on subjects as various as Mother
> Teresa and Bill Clinton and the Cyprus crisis, and I also helped produce a
> slightly more polished one on Henry Kissinger that was shown in movie
> theaters. So I know, thanks, before you tell me, that a documentary must
> have a "POV" or point of view and that it must also impose a
> narrative line. But if you leave out absolutely everything that might give
> your "narrative" a problem and throw in any old rubbish that
> might support it, and you don't even care that one bit of that rubbish
> flatly contradicts the next bit, and you give no chance to those who might
> differ, then you have betrayed your craft. If you flatter and fawn upon
> your potential audience, I might add, you are patronizing them and
> insulting them. By the same token, if I write an article and I quote
> somebody and for space reasons put in an ellipsis like this (…), I swear
> on my children that I am not leaving out anything that, if quoted in full,
> would alter the original meaning or its significance. Those who violate
> this pact with readers or viewers are to be despised. At no point does
> Michael Moore make the smallest effort to be objective. At no moment does
> he pass up the chance of a cheap sneer or a jeer. He pitilessly focuses
> his camera, for minutes after he should have turned it off, on a
> distraught and bereaved mother whose grief we have already shared. (But
> then, this is the guy who thought it so clever and amusing to catch
> Charlton Heston, in Bowling for Columbine, at the onset of his senile
> dementia.) Such courage.

> Perhaps vaguely aware that his movie so completely lacks gravitas, Moore
> concludes with a sonorous reading of some words from George Orwell. The
> words are taken from 1984 and consist of a third-person analysis of a
> hypothetical, endless, and contrived war between three superpowers. The
> clear intention, as clumsily excerpted like this (...) is to suggest that
> there is no moral distinction between the United States, the Taliban, and
> the Baath Party and that the war against jihad is about nothing. If Moore
> had studied a bit more, or at all, he could have read Orwell really
> saying, and in his own voice, the following:

> The majority of pacifists either belong to obscure religious sects or are
> simply humanitarians who object to taking life and prefer not to follow
> their thoughts beyond that point. But there is a minority of intellectual
> pacifists, whose real though unacknowledged motive appears to be hatred of
> western democracy and admiration for totalitarianism. Pacifist propaganda
> usually boils down to saying that one side is as bad as the other, but if
> one looks closely at the writing of the younger intellectual pacifists,
> one finds that they do not by any means express impartial disapproval but
> are directed almost entirely against Britain and the United States …

> And that's just from Orwell's Notes on Nationalism in May 1945. A short
> word of advice: In general, it's highly unwise to quote Orwell if you are
> already way out of your depth on the question of moral equivalence. It's
> also incautious to remind people of Orwell if you are engaged in a
> sophomoric celluloid rewriting of recent history.

> If Michael Moore had had his way, Slobodan Milosevic would still be the
> big man in a starved and tyrannical Serbia. Bosnia and Kosovo would have
> been cleansed and annexed. If Michael Moore had been listened to,
> Afghanistan would still be under Taliban rule, and Kuwait would have
> remained part of Iraq. And Iraq itself would still be the personal
> property of a psychopathic crime family, bargaining covertly with the
> slave state of North Korea for WMD. You might hope that a retrospective
> awareness of this kind would induce a little modesty. To the contrary, it
> is employed to pump air into one of the great sagging blimps of our sorry,
> mediocre, celeb-rotten culture. Rock the vote, indeed.

> Correction, June 22, 2004: This piece originally referred to terrorist
> attacks by Abu Nidal's group on the Munich and Rome airports. The 1985
> attacks occurred at the Rome and Vienna airports. (Return to the corrected
> sentence.)

> Christopher Hitchens is a columnist for Vanity Fair. His latest book,
> Blood, Class and Empire: The Enduring Anglo-American Relationship, is out
> in paperback.

> Article URL: http://slate.msn.com/id/2102723/
 
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giant

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yes also the film FARENHYPE 911...very insightful into Moores, blatant lying .
 
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Morrisssey the 23rd

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YOU do as you preach and "obey" Morrissey and do not vote Bush. NM

> I don't know what the point of your post is, but the man in the picture
> looks horrible and so un-Morrissey-like. I assume then that he must be a
> Kerry supporter. In anycase, article aside, please vote for BUSH,
> Morrissey's candidate!

The man in the photo is Christopher Hitchens. The LIAR, HYPOCRITE, COWARD and DRUNK man who dissed Mother Theresa, drunk live on TV.

Do you even read the posts you reply to?

The man in the photo is so un-Morrissey like. He supports Bush.

"I have to do my duty to persuade you to help not re-elect Bush" Morrissey

YOU do as you preach and "obey" Morrissey and do not vote Bush.




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joey

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Re: Let's ask Kerry and the UN...they thought they were in Iraq too,

everyone thought that iraq had some. only bush has an itchy trigger finger and couldn't go in to finish what daddy couldn't. everyone else was willing to wait till there was concrete evidence. all i know is that if i were to make that big of a blunder at my job, i'd get the boot quicker than you can say "what happen to osama?".
 
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Colleen1962

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Re: Let's ask Kerry and the UN...they thought they were in Iraq too,

> everyone thought that iraq had some. only bush has an itchy trigger finger
> and couldn't go in to finish what daddy couldn't. everyone else was
> willing to wait till there was concrete evidence. all i know is that if i
> were to make that big of a blunder at my job, i'd get the boot quicker
> than you can say "what happen to osama?".
We went over there and *checked* numerous times for WMD and NONE were found, only some vague * materials *. Bush just wanted to show America and the world he possessed a penis. "Wait," Bush thought as he finished snorting his line of coke, "I'll bomb the shit out of Iraq! Yeah! America will see what a MAN I really am! Who CARES if we haven't found any WMD, let's DO it!" Yes, Joey, if you made that huge of a mistake, you'd have a jackboot imprinted on your back. Well said.
 
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