The Official Laugh at England @ World CUp

Our Lady

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Delighted. To replace him, a captain who merits the armband & a centre-back who can tackle.

Now to shoot Heskey in the kneecap.
 

anon x

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Har de har har... :lbf:

 
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anon x

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Thanks to all the English players for making this the most enjoyable world cup.

Keep up the good work.


HA HA!
 

vaca peluda

Pissed Aunt Sally
The man in the picture, Fabio Capello, is wasted on England.




England? Ha! What a load of overpaid shits. All my love and brain energy goes into Mexico. I'm ashamed to call myself English.
 

cornelius blaze

Boychild mustn't tremble!
 

Dave2006

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Look on the bright side, the Royal Family will be dead chuffed that their team won. :lbf::lbf::lbf: (c) Sickipedia

Let's be honest. We were lucky to get through the group stage. Even if USA hadn't got that last minute goal and we'd ended up to of the table, Ghana would have rolled us over last night.

And the press will have a field day tomorrow. But will the players give a toss? They will be jetting off with their WAGS to Dubai on the first flight tomorrow.

And in two years time we'll get worked up again and convince ourselves we have a change at the Euro's. Bollox.

Dave
 

Theo

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Let's be honest. We were lucky to get through the group stage. Even if USA hadn't got that last minute goal and we'd ended up to of the table, Ghana would have rolled us over last night.

That the USA got that last minute goal in bonus time showed again what tremendous heart and spirit the Americans have! They won their group over England despite the refs doing everything they could to sabotage us! We were denied at least 2, and arguably 3, goals in the group round, and we were denied a win, and yet we still won the group!!! With a dramatic goal that will never be forgotten!

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I cannot call the Americans a victim in the Ghana game, however. They played 'em close, but lost fair and square. Finally, the FIFA refs did not try and screw America. But the American team still played their lil hearts out in that game, and almost had another last minute goal. They made us proud.

Ah well. It's nice that an African team is still in it while the World Cup is in Africa.

And it was cool that the USA won the group over England!!

And, again, what heart the Americans showed!

I guess American soccer is superior to English soccer. :laughing:

Serves England right. The British Petroleum douchebags wrecked our Gulf of Mexico.

And their Queen is a shape-shifting reptilian.

 
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Theo

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And their Queen is a shape-shifting reptilian.



A lot of people don't know this about the Queen of England, because they don't follow the #1 provider of reptilian news on the internet, SteeleWorldWide.

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The whole malt liquor drinking community in the USA (myself included) is outraged about BP......

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I don't think they even have 40's or malt liquor in England. Lame!!!

Well, BP's Tony Hayward, you have been called out by the malt liquor drinkers of America!

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to chug a 40 of Colt 45. I found a bottle with Billy Dee Williams on the label, so it'll be extra delicious. :thumb: Whatcha know about Colt 45 malt liquor, England!

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Kewpie

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http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKTRE65O2F120100625

Oracle octopus picks Germany to beat England at Cup

An octopus born in England and living in a German aquarium that has correctly picked the winner of Germany's three World Cup results so far Friday tipped Joachim Loew's side to beat England in Sunday's match.



The eight-legged octopus named Paul, a denizen of Sea Life in Oberhausen, has become a celebrity oracle in Germany after accurately predicting Germany would beat Australia in the opening Group D match, would lose to Serbia and then beat Ghana.

Friday, Paul once again was given the choice of picking food from two different plastic containers lowered into his tank -- one with an England flag on it and one with a German flag.

The container Paul opens first is seen as his pick.

Paul moved quickly and opened the box with the Germany flag, a selection that soon made it into national news broadcasts across Germany. Paul was born in Weymouth, England.

"Paul went rather quickly for the Germany flag," said Sea Life spokeswoman Tanja Munzig. "He's got a 100-percent average in the World Cup so far. At the Euro in 2008 he got it right for four out of Germany's five matches."

(Reporting by Erik Kirschbaum; editing by Paul Casciato)

:rofl:
 

Bluebirds

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Theres a plethora of exterme weather warnings issued by the Met Office. Urging folks to stay indoors as much as possible because there's a shower of s*** on its way from South Africa

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David Blaine is said to be furious after his record of doing sweet f*** all in a box for 42 days has been broken by Wayne Rooney

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All yoghurts have been removed from English supermarkets as they've had enough Muller for 4 years

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bored

Lust a prima vista
I cannot call the Americans a victim in the Ghana game, however. They played 'em close, but lost fair and square. Finally, the FIFA refs did not try and screw America. But the American team still played their lil hearts out in that game, and almost had another last minute goal. They made us proud.

And it was cool that the USA won the group over England!!

And, again, what heart the Americans showed!

I guess American soccer is superior to English soccer. :laughing:

Some very good points but you missed an obvious one. Landon Donovan is better than anyone on England including Rooney.
 

bored

Lust a prima vista
New movie coming out soon...
 
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