Very important request

[!Viva Hate!]

I have fear of being rejected, plus I dunno how to strike up a conversation. Would, “Hello” suffice, or should I go for something a bit more bold? “Hi bunny, can I roger your rabbit”

It’s probably best to cut out all the fluff and just immediately go with a dick pic. She’ll love it.

 

[rifke]

where's my dick pic?!

 

[!Viva Hate!]

where's my dick pic?!

In your inbox.

 

[rifke]

In your inbox.

disappointing. but then I always knew it would be

 

[!Viva Hate!]

disappointing. but then I always knew it would be

Awe. You’re only disappointed that the giraffe was in the way.

 

[rifke]

i was kind of hoping it would be ordinary boys dick pic, not yours

 

[!Viva Hate!]

i was kind of hoping it would be ordinary boys dick pic, not yours

Oh, my dick is bigger than his. And he’s uncircumcised.

 

[rifke]

Oh, my dick is bigger than his. And he’s uncircumcised.

but I like him better! im not into chicks with dicks. plus I find his unwarranted animosity towards me amusing.

 

[!Viva Hate!]

but I like him better! im not into chicks with dicks. plus I find his unwarranted animosity towards me amusing.

No you don’t. Yes you are. There is at least 9,765 instances that warrant it.

 

[rifke]

by the way, jooe is ugly. i looked her up. there are about a bazillion better looking K-pop singers than her.

 

[!Viva Hate!]

by the way, jooe is ugly. i looked her up. there are about a bazillion better looking K-pop singers than her.

It isn’t about her looks. It is about her moxie! She’s fun and spunky!

The pretty one in Momoland is Nancy. Just such a very beautiful person.

 

[rifke]

meh

 

[rifke]

I like angela lindvall

look at the neck on that woman!!

 

[!Viva Hate!]

I like angela lindvall

look at the neck on that woman!!

Not exactly a k-pop singer tho.

 

[!Viva Hate!]

meh

Nancy is beautiful!
And she has a nice neck too!

 

[rifke]

Not exactly a k-pop singer tho.

well exactly. why bother with kpop singers at all?

 

[rifke]

Nancy is beautiful!
And she has a nice neck too!
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oh no, she's horrible. weird proportions.

 

[!Viva Hate!]

oh no, she's horrible. weird proportions.

I will cut you.

 

[rifke]

it's allllll about angela

 

[rifke]

I will cut you.

get better taste and then you want have to