There's an off topic section sweetie. Unrelated to Morrissey. Go on, have a stab. Or alternatively bathe in your delusions.
Off topic is about anything and everyone. You hijack every other thread you're on, so you may as well start one completely and utterly dedicated to your narcissism, delusions, estrogen therapy, the daily monotony of your real life, the escapism you find trolling these forums. It'll be like a text based version of The Kardashians, except it's just you, on your own, with your cat.Off topic is not about me either. I understand that I am beloved and you adore me, but please, I am very shy and all this doting is making me very uncomfortable.