Off topic is about anything and everyone. You hijack every other thread you're on, so you may as well start one completely and utterly dedicated to your narcissism, delusions, estrogen therapy, the daily monotony of your real life, the escapism you find trolling these forums. It'll be like a text based version of The Kardashians, except it's just you, on your own, with your cat.
There are multiple threads dedicated to me already. I appreciate the selfish nature of your request but I am far too important to be contained to one thread or one subforum. I belong to the world and the world shall have me even if it means burglary.