Darn those hillbillies for making Jamie cry! He needs to toughen up though, if he's going to separate us 'mericans from our feed. Less Oprah, more like that Scottish terror Gillian from "You Are What You Eat" (also a VERY popular show on BBC America - thus reinforcing my theorum that Americans love nasty Brits).
Morrissey would not approve
At my junior high school, all there was in the lunch line were huge pieces of very greasy pizza, chicken nuggets, and big styrofoam bowls of fries which we used to eat with mayo and ketchup mixed together. Oh, and out in the courtyard you could buy hot dogs and candy bars. Yes, I emerged from those years with some... extra baggage.