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Uhhhh, yeah..
Not "missus, can I break down your back door please?"
Uhhhh, yeah..
Not "missus, can I break down your back door please?"
Asking for permission is for wimps.
Well you have a be a gentleman, sir....gentle---man! That's what seperates us from the boys
Gentle is my middle name. Well, actually, it's "only half erect" but it's the same idea.
*facepalm* well....I guess it's a start to becoming a gentleman!
...Today someone said "I'm not eating lobster because they're alive when they killed them". Can't do anything else than smile.
Yesterday on our local news coming up was a segment on stress in the workplace. They showed a number of clips from security cameras of people in cubicles losing their mind and bashing their keyboards or whatever. One guy ripped his monitor and all the cords off of his desk, walked it over to the copy machine, placed the monitor face down and the copy machine and repeated slammed the shit out of the copy button. I'm assuming he couldn;t get whatever was on the screen to print and that was his solution. I lol'd bigtiem at the hilarity of how he decided to solve the problem.
Yesterday on our local news coming up was a segment on stress in the workplace. They showed a number of clips from security cameras of people in cubicles losing their mind and bashing their keyboards or whatever. One guy ripped his monitor and all the cords off of his desk, walked it over to the copy machine, placed the monitor face down and the copy machine and repeated slammed the shit out of the copy button. I'm assuming he couldn;t get whatever was on the screen to print and that was his solution. I lol'd bigtiem at the hilarity of how he decided to solve the problem.
My family was watching that too. Is that really what it's like once you get a job?
Sometimes the conversation will be flowing all normal in here and I'll break from reality and add some random sign I saw or something and I feel like Michael Bolton in this video and you guys are the cool rappers.
Sometimes the conversation will be flowing all normal in here and I'll break from reality and add some random sign I saw or something and I feel like Michael Bolton in this video and you guys are the cool rappers.
timeisaclockoftheheart said:want one of those... NOW!!