What did make you smile today?

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Derek Hatton

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Liverpool FC losing in the Community Shield.
Scouse twats. No fireworks tonight you f***ng ejits.
 
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Baby Bentley Brigade

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Liverpool FC losing in the Community Shield.
Scouse twats. No fireworks tonight you f***ng ejits.
I am happy for Arsenal and it was great that they won the FA Cup and the Community Shield as well. My dad was a fan and twice now he made them win when the alternative was not an option although I haven't watched football since March and if pre season games used to be boring they now come across as football festivals compared to the empty stadiums of today.
 

rifke

ladies bear (inquire within)
I missed this! Your grandad is the guy in the raincoat, walking alongside Liz??
yep, that's him! i just noticed that my grandma is in the video too (walking with prince philip)! dont know how i missed that. aww she's so cute with her little flower in her hat. i bet she was soooooo proud.
 

countthree

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WW III is on! An Argentinian man crashed a car with explosives against the gates of Chinese Embassy in Buenos Aires. It seems it's Covid related. People are going crazy with this extended quarantine...

Something strange is happening. All the videos of this incident were deleted from the internet. It's as if it had never happened. Like many, many things in human history that were deleted from collective memory.
 

Peppermint

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yep, that's him! i just noticed that my grandma is in the video too (walking with prince philip)! dont know how i missed that. aww she's so cute with her little flower in her hat. i bet she was soooooo proud.
Wow! Yeah, the hat is very cool, she's definitely dressed to impress! That's amazing - is that something to do with the park your grandad built, or was he important for some other reason? How wonderful to have it captured on video!
I'm afraid I can't compete in the royal stakes, although my kids did go to meet the queen and Phil years ago, when the theatre in Stratford was re-opened after a refurb. My eldest asked her 'Did you enjoy the play, your Majesty?' (she did, apparently, although I guess she was unlikely to say no). And my middle one - always the loose canon, bless him - asked Prince Philip, 'Who are you?' :lbf:
 
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Baby Bentley Brigade

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Something strange is happening. All the videos of this incident were deleted from the internet. It's as if it had never happened. Like many, many things in human history that were deleted from collective memory.
The things they are capable of at CERN. I lean towards everything being a collective fantasy and if you wish something it usually happens which goes both ways, good and bad.
I think the world is beginning to see that the power China has is being used in very weird ways but it is in line with their own culture and way of dealing with things.
But psyops are tricky things and sometimes things go wrong and they need to delete any evidence of it or turn it into something else.
 

countthree

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The things they are capable of at CERN. I lean towards everything being a collective fantasy and if you wish something it usually happens which goes both ways, good and bad.
I think the world is beginning to see that the power China has is being used in very weird ways but it is in line with their own culture and way of dealing with things.
But psyops are tricky things and sometimes things go wrong and they need to delete any evidence of it or turn it into something else.

CERN is just a bunker for privileged people. Two things: First, this happened in my country, where C has established a military base disguised as something else under Obama eyes, so I assume they have a lot of infuence here. Two, this rewriting of history was happening everywhere waaaay before C became what it is today. Third, lots of things and people are disguised as something else.



 

rifke

ladies bear (inquire within)
Wow! Yeah, the hat is very cool, she's definitely dressed to impress! That's amazing - is that something to do with the park your grandad built, or was he important for some other reason? How wonderful to have it captured on video!
I'm afraid I can't compete in the royal stakes, although my kids did go to meet the queen and Phil years ago, when the theatre in Stratford was re-opened after a refurb. My eldest asked her 'Did you enjoy the play, your Majesty?' (she did, apparently, although I guess she was unlikely to say no). And my middle one - always the loose canon, bless him - asked Prince Philip, 'Who are you?' :lbf:
it is cool to have it on video. i should probably share it with my family as i dont know that any of them know that there is a video of it, but.. eh whatever. i dont want them to know i was looking it up.

well my grandad had various government positions (which is why he was able to have the beach built). nothing real exciting so why they chose him i dont know, other than he was well liked. they also got to have dinner with king juan carlos of spain!

i probably would've asked prince philip who he was myself :lbf:
 

Peppermint

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it is cool to have it on video. i should probably share it with my family as i dont know that any of them know that there is a video of it, but.. eh whatever. i dont want them to know i was looking it up.

well my grandad had various government positions (which is why he was able to have the beach built). nothing real exciting so why they chose him i dont know, other than he was well liked. they also got to have dinner with king juan carlos of spain!

i probably would've asked prince philip who he was myself :lbf:
Ah, it was a beach, not a park. Wow, your grandad was Mr Important. Isn't King Juan Carlos the one who's just been exposed as having shagged loads of women and is now in exile somewhere? I do hope he didn't try it on with your grandma.
 

rifke

ladies bear (inquire within)
Ah, it was a beach, not a park. Wow, your grandad was Mr Important. Isn't King Juan Carlos the one who's just been exposed as having shagged loads of women and is now in exile somewhere? I do hope he didn't try it on with your grandma.
isnt that just typical spanish behaviour though? when is albert of monaco gonna get outed as a filthy womanizer (i just know he is) that's what id like to know. or has he been and i missed it?
 

Peppermint

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isnt that just typical spanish behaviour though? when is albert of monaco gonna get outed as a filthy womanizer (i just know he is) that's what id like to know. or has he been and i missed it?
Yeah, there is definitely something creepy about him. His dad, too - God knows what Grace Kelly saw in him. He's got that sleazy retro vibe, like a cross between a C-list porn star (the sort who play the part of plumbers in overalls) and a photocopier salesman. But I don't think he's been outed yet, no.
 

malvachat

My eyes are now open
I'm not an avid gamer as such.
But I came across this little thing the other day.
It's based on two of the best puzzle games ever made.
Portal 1 & 2
If you've played the games you'll understand how good this is.
If you haven't,you should.it's a gem.

 
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Eli Terate

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(Dame) Judi Dench finding out what goes on behind the bark...

(In a lovely BBC documentary about trees.)
 
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Eli Terate

Guest
"Miserable dirty little stinking f%cking cowards."

:rofl:

To save that for the last episode, just when everybody thought the Dutch had got the worst of it, now that was pure and simple genius. "Mum" unfolded nicely and was quite a joy to watch.

Pauline is priceless. Literally.
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Mz Understood

Active Member
One of my elderly residents told me about his early married life and how it was so happy.
I asked him to explain and he replied, “I was always at work”
A truly magic moment.
 

Mozmar

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I went to the indoor Market for some nuts and the lady passed them to me in a fishing net. She then presented the payment machine on the end of a stick.
I'd have done it the opposite way round, just to make sure you paid for the nuts before you had possession of them...
 
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