A third testicle.
Did you leave the gun?
It's all jokes until
I wish I could have found a better photo...but you'd be surprised the images that come up when you Google "horse's head"
Now if you'll excuse me...I'm gonna go vomit.
i got a toaster from my mom and gift cards for GAY CREW,starbucks, and saks fifth avenue. my gramma gave me an opal and diamond ring from the 1940s AND the DELUXE dvd of that tom hanks movie about jesus and the freemasons as a bonus she got me the largeprint paperback book by dan brown just in case i dont understand whats going in the movie! so my mind is totally blown. my uncle got me an IPHONE which i tried to pawn off on my mom for 50 bucks but she basically told me to go to hell um and then i also got some lovely candles from the YANKEE CANDLE company. these came from my uncles new girlfriend!! my mother let out a little yelp when i cracked those bad boys open. my niece made me a mixed cd and it s got a lot of rihanna songs on it ! and i got an assortment of winter woolens. and thats it . oh and i got an industrial sized bag of pistachio nuts and some peppermint ribbon candy which i totally want to eat but cant cos ive brushed my teeth.
merry christmas everyone!
Here she is: Sasha
Here she is: Sasha
She's beautiful, you must be very proud of her!
AWWWW....she is adorable! I want one!
So you sold all the children and got a cute doggie ( i don't blame you). Merry Xmas
Mr Eshah, it's not just for xmas, it's for life, you know!
I am very proud to have her join in our mad family, the kids adore her. (but she is Mine, all mine.......)
I didn't want a dog after i had to have my last labrador put to sleep, he was a very old man....14....and he couldn't get up, his back legs went. It was such a painful time, but now i have her i wouldn't give her up for anything, she eases the pain.
kids (when you have them) will nag you for lots of different pets; goldfish, hamsters, rabbits, mice etc. these animals need more attention then a cat, who quite independant, wouldn't you say?
I cleaned up some things in my place last night so, I took in an inventory. lol
Money!!! (nice, from the folks)
Starbucks cup and cocoa set
Dove gift set
Lindt chocolate gift set
Campbell's soup gift set
5 cookbooks
a box of Irish toffee
2 tins of chocolate, Cadbury's
$ from Mr. G. (pete's dad)
$ from Pete G. plus, Kill by Inches (dvd), Roseanne seasons 8 & 9 (dvds)and he also gave me a video camcorder!!! Panasonic! I almost fell over
2 Police box sets
1 Echo & The Bunnymen box set
various books: Velvet Underground, EATB, etc.
I am very grateful, it was a nice Xmas!
I think we should start a (highly ungreatful) worst presents you recieved thread. I have been given some lovely stuff, but some god awful things as well, including a tea towel with the most vomit inducing cat poem in the world ever (so bad I refuse to have it in my flat) and...I'll save the rest for the thread!
"BUT MUM!"
Well, actually a lump. I'm annoyed about this problem because I've been to the doctor three times this year complaining of about a sore testicle and wondering if I have cancer. Once the doctor said I may be hypocondriacte. I said, 'Oh no! Not that too!'. From internet research, I think I have a cyst on my epididymis. I have an ultra sonic scan booked for early in the new year, with scrotal testicular surgery likely to follow. Sounds painful huh? The check up at the hospital was performed by an incredibly gorgeous woman. This made it easier to my shallow mind. I tell you, you don't know where to put your hands during the check. I thought it would have been rude to hold her head. Actually, that is only part in jest. It wasn't an arousing experience at all but to finally find out what is causing the pain and to start thinking it is something other than cancer is a relief. It's changed my views on suicide! There is a vas deferens between one and the other