what made you frown today?

Why do all park benches face the sun? I can't cope with my fair skin. I'm tempted to bring my own fold up chair out with me and park myself anywhere shady, as others are doing. The strategic placement of park benches in sunny spots is another form of discrimination against us fair skinned ginger nuts.

I wear a hat.
 
Frown, no, more like howl, torn between horror, laughter and tears.
Warning: if you're not M's nephew or a M merchandise designer, this might be a bit of a shock.You might need counselling afterwards. Like, the world will make no sense. Existence in such a world will seem pointless. There will be no hope or light anywhere anymore. You will feel suffocated by an impotent rage. You may try to harm yourself.


(After this, It's logical to imagine someone commissioning Sammy to redo all the original Smiths sleeves.)
 
I'm confused: why isn't AOC President yet?

...


Is it Morrissey's fault again? :unsure:
 
Fu€K me I just found out the guitarist for Thursday lives in my small town
 
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