why hasn't morrissey toured africa?

[leedoggpimp]

thoughts?

 

[Uncleskinny]

 

[vivabob]

what are his sales figures for africa ?

 

[Hellie]

Because he's not insane.

 

[iamnicola]

R. Kelly is going to have a show in Africa.

 

[mcrickson]

He'll get there soon enough -- he's running out of countries in Europe to fall in love with

Oh yes, that, and he's racist.

 

[rogue_rebellions]

I imagine because of tour expenses.

 

[Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.]

I was just about to write something tasteless, but I won't.

I wonder what would happen if he, for instance, would decide to tour Afghanistan...not that it's realistic. Would anyone buy a ticket? Would he get arrested?

 

[troubleluvsme]

I think he's afraid of the pirates.

 

[oye terence]

Maybe he did not feel like blessing the rains down in Africa,
or taking some time to do the things we never have.

 

[Raphael Lambach]

Had someone ever asked if he wants to go there?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

On second thought, isn't he into sunbathing?

 

[Raphael Lambach]

wind down about it.

one day he's gonna tour Africa.

 

[Arsenal]

He wanted too, but after the tour in mud hut ville, and the outdoor concert on the lion savanna and a visit to cheer up all the dying people in the aids hospital, he just didn't have enough time for sitting around at home and self grooming in front of a mirror.

He tried, but he couldn't quite make it work out.

 

[Raphael Lambach]

I cannot imagine Morrissey on Africa...
I cannot imagine Morrissey in Brazil (my country) again...

I think he won't be touring next year.
He could've the Jagger's force, couldn't?

 

[cjames]

Do any major pop or rock acts tour Africa?

 

[Barking]

He doesn't want to ste- adopt I mean a little African.

Also he's afraid the local predators would confuse Boz with a gazelle. (what there's a z in both names, I'll have you notice.)

 

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

 

[troubleluvsme]

Maybe he's afraid he'll see Madonna.

 

[Barking]

Maybe he did not feel like blessing the rains down in Africa,
or taking some time to do the things we never have.

Yeh that too, Momo isn't a Toto fan.

Also, he doesn't know where it is.