I was just about to write something tasteless, but I won't.
I wonder what would happen if he, for instance, would decide to tour Afghanistan...not that it's realistic. Would anyone buy a ticket? Would he get arrested?
He wanted too, but after the tour in mud hut ville, and the outdoor concert on the lion savanna and a visit to cheer up all the dying people in the aids hospital, he just didn't have enough time for sitting around at home and self grooming in front of a mirror.