CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
...I'm unintelligent, insensitive and not charming, but surely I've got even better personality traits? (If you run out of ideas we could ask Morrissey to contribute! )
I'll start: incredibly annoying, frankly disgusting.
Yeah but you can lick your own balls and I'm sure a lot of people would agree with me that that in itself is pretty cool.
You are cool, Barking.