:Nods: I like your take on this. Very plausible...except for the assumption that the current PA is smart.
J/K, I think her defining characteristic isn't so much intellectual capability as it is a certain, ahem, brusqueness.
This anonymous troll's message reminded of a fairly new poster
Piccadily who in turn reminds me of kate2828 or somesuch. After about her 3rd post I couldn't be bothered to read kate2828's drivel anymore, but her style is burned into my mind: Piccadilly's "mon beau amor" tag stood out to me like a pretentious, equally cringeworthy version of kate's "my baby". Is it the same "troll" or another troll parodying another? We'll probably never know...and I'm just fine with that.
Speaking of writing notes to Morrissey, if you were contacted regarding your missives and NOT directly by duh Man, it was probably a
cruel hoax.