How about a re-enacment of that Michael Douglas film 'The Game', featuring Mike Joyce as the lead, all filmed for Morrissey's repeated viewing pleasure?
With unlimited cash i'd be able to quit my job and spend my days making him something ... a statue perhaps. Or maybe i'd breed a new strain of gladioli or daffodil and patent it in his name.
Even better would be to make him Christmas number one continually for the rest of his career. I think he'd appreciate that ... and it'd be one in the eye for bloody Stiff Richard.
i wouldnt 'buy' anything...
i'd persuade people to stop being cruel to animals, or t go veggie, thats a much better present.
thats what im doing for my birthday *next week! arggh* if anyone i know asks waht i want, the ones who aren't veggie (which arent that many, i try not to associate with murderers) i will ask them to be veggie for a whole month.