Your all time top 10 Morrissey and Smiths songs

underthefloorboards

Bailiff's Gimp
I distinctly remember that, as a child, my Morrissey-hating family would begin tapping their toes in unison during those songs. In my father's case, it occasional progressed to full-on tapping. However, I do believe 'Ouija Board' once induced car sickness in my sister. Good times and not so good times.

I like 'Ouija Board', and the video is tres amusing...

PS...nice new title you've got there.
 

bailiffwithbadbreath

'so-slow liberation army'
I like 'Ouija Board', and the video is tres amusing...

PS...nice new title you've got there.

Many thanks. Good morning. Incidentally, how do I get a photograph to appear at the bottom of my comments? I thought I'd loaded one up but it hasn't appeared.

I'm trying so hard to 'become a soloist.' It's rewarding and challenging in equal measure, I feel.
 

underthefloorboards

Bailiff's Gimp
Many thanks. Good morning. Incidentally, how do I get a photograph to appear at the bottom of my comments? I thought I'd loaded one up but it hasn't appeared.

I'm trying so hard to 'become a soloist.' It's rewarding and challenging in equal measure, I feel.

Good morning. I know. Me too. Mostly rewarding though, wouldn't you agree?
If you click on 'User CP' , 'Edit Avatar' and 'Use Custom Avatar' then you can upload a photo...that should work I think.
 

bailiffwithbadbreath

'so-slow liberation army'
Good morning. I know. Me too. Mostly rewarding though, wouldn't you agree?
If you click on 'User CP' , 'Edit Avatar' and 'Use Custom Avatar' then you can upload a photo...that should work I think.

I'll give it a go. Brb, as they say in parts of the www. I'm striving for acceptance and this is sure to help.

update: back. Oh and doesn't that look nice? Now I'm uniform and everything.
 
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bailiffwithbadbreath

'so-slow liberation army'
Accept yourself! :)

How come you're getting such a bad time on here?
Been a naughty boy? :confused:

Do I look like a naughty boy? ;)
 

underthefloorboards

Bailiff's Gimp
I'll give it a go. Brb, as they say in parts of the www. I'm striving for acceptance and this is sure to help.

update: back. Oh and doesn't that look nice? Now I'm uniform and everything.

It does. But who is it? I don't recognise him. 'Acceptance' on So-Low is indeed something worth striving for.
 

bailiffwithbadbreath

'so-slow liberation army'
It does. But who is it? I don't recognise him. 'Acceptance' on So-Low is indeed something worth striving for.

It's Morrissey. *nudges Underthefloorboards* You remember, the one you love more than life itself?
 

bailiffwithbadbreath

'so-slow liberation army'
I like 'Ouija Board', and the video is tres amusing...

PS...nice new title you've got there.

The video is wonderful. I presume you've seen 'Interesting Drug?'

His greatest promo was surely TLOTFIPBs.
 

bailiffwithbadbreath

'so-slow liberation army'
I have indeed seen both, of course! As we have already established I love Morrissey 'more than life itself'...don't you?

I'm trying so hard to 'get one over' on you and you're 'returning the friendly fire' like a marine in Afghanistan who's run out of pretzels.

What you're asking me is a trick question. You see, if I lose my life then what is left? Without my life, I cannot love Morrissey, listen to his music or indeed frink in any meaningful way: thus I conclude I love my life a bit more than I love Morrissey. Only a bit tho.
 

underthefloorboards

Bailiff's Gimp
Oh no. It's not 'friendly' fire, I assure you. But, I am trying to make you see the error of your (tedious) ways before it's too late. I'm sure you've still got time to salvage something resembling a life, haven't you?

I'm yet to see you frink at all, never mind in 'any meaningful way', thus, I conclude that you are not a 'true fan'...(you've already admitted to loving your life slightly more than you love Saint Morrissey, which frankly, says it all...)
 

bailiffwithbadbreath

'so-slow liberation army'
Oh no. It's not 'friendly' fire, I assure you. But, I am trying to make you see the error of your (tedious) ways before it's too late. I'm sure you've still got time to salvage something resembling a life, haven't you?

I'm yet to see you frink at all, never mind in 'any meaningful way', thus, I conclude that you are not a 'true fan'...(you've already admitted to loving your life slightly more than you love Saint Morrissey, which frankly, says it all...)

You want to see frinking? I'll show you frinking...
 

bailiffwithbadbreath

'so-slow liberation army'
I changed my mind.
 

bailiffwithbadbreath

'so-slow liberation army'
My top 10 albums (not by Morrissey)

1 In the Aeroplane - Neutral Milk Hotel
2 The Bends - Radiohead
3 The Stone Roses - The Stone Roses
4 Never Mind the Bollocks - Sex Pistols
5 Alladinsane - Bowie
6 OK Computer - Radiohead
7 'The Immaculate Collection' - Madonna
8 'The Best Of' Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (I know a few people are snotty about 'best ofs' but this one is fantastic)
9 Born To Quit - The Smoking Popes
10 Jollification - The Lightning Seeds (only kidding about that one)
 
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