Your Smiths / Morrissey song given a festive makeover

[Stuheff]

Great effort Avocado!

 

[Avocado]

Great effort Avocado!

Thank you Stuheff. But you know, I think we're really onto something here. How about this?

 

[mcrickson]

I really can't believe how good you all are at this -- it's like you've been WAITING all year round

Excellent job to all

 

[Stuheff]

Thank you Stuheff. But you know, I think we're really onto something here. How about this?

Yes, full of fantastic Xmas tracks such as:

Everyday is like boxing day
Chrisappointed
I just want to see the elf happy
all the lazy santas
interesting presents...

And many, many more

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Yes, full of fantastic Xmas tracks such as:

Everyday is like boxing day
Chrisappointed
I just want to see the elf happy
all the lazy santas
interesting presents...

And many, many more

Also including the duet with Siouxsie Snow ''Winterlude''
and
I snow it's over
Hand in sack
I want the present I can't have
That Peter Kay DVD isn't funny anymore
Receive a vulgar picture
Golden Xmas lights
The boy with the Quorn turkey meal
There is a fairy light that never goes out
Some Santa's are bigger than others

Jukebox Jury

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

This thread just made me spit my crisps all over the keyboard. Especially this:

Now My Suitcase is Full

Tell all my friends
I dont have too many that I lll be living with them in the New Year
John Lewis, Debenhams, Argos, Comet,
Went to Wilkos - Got her a Knife set
HMV - had a Friends boxed set
I was blind again, I couldnt find it again, so she got Jimmy Tarbuck live...

I'll never be able to take this song seriously again...

 

[Stuheff]

Sorry i have ruined it for you!

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

Sorry i have ruined it for you!

It's fine, I'll just have to focus on not thinking of your version while listening to it so I don't burst out laughing in public or something.

 

[Avocado]

Now available with bonus CD:

Featuring live versions of:

Elf Yourself
Christmas Presents Begin At Home
Frankly Mr Santa
Half a Turkey Sandwich
I Keep My Presents Hidden
I Want A Boy For Christmas
Last Night I Dreamt That Santa Visited
Reel Around the Yule Log
Sheila Take a Bow (and Put it on the Pressie)
Yule is a Four-Letter Word
Argue with the Family
Dial-a-Chrimbo
Hold onto Your Crackers
I Know Very Well How I Got My Presents
Turkey Bones
Sing Your Carols

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I can't believe you guys are going all "comic sans" on the album designs. It won't look authentic so won't sell!!!!

Wait, I just noticed you designed the album covers on icanhazcheezeburger. My mistake.

 

[Stuheff]

We Hate it When we Get Crap Presents for Christmas

We hate it when we get Crap Presents for Christmas
We hate it when we get Crap Presents for Christmas
Oh look at those Clothes
And look at those games oh...
And another Jimmy Carr DVD woah ah ho...

We hate it when our annoying relatives come for Christmas
We hate it when our annoying relatives come for Christmas
And if they're Northern, that makes it even worse...
If we can food poison them
You bet your life we will
With cold turkey
Well with 'off' mayonaisse as well...

You see I should be in the pub
I could have been in the pub
Everyone knows
Everyone says so
They say

oh ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho
Merry Christmas - min-es a large one
Pint, short, fruit based drink for lady,
Just one more then...

 

[Jukebox Jury]

To be honest, I'm too pissed to actually work out the rest of the lyrics, but here is the first few lines

You're the one for me, Barbie
You're the one I really, really want

Jukebox Jury

 

[Anonymous1]

Morrissey's Christmas classic 'Southpole Grammar'. Featuring singles 'Bethlehem Dave' and 'The Toy Racer'

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The re-issue, featuring previously unreleased tracks 'Honey, You Know What To Buy Me', 'Fantastic Bird (on Christmas Eve)', 'Nicholas Loves Us', and 'You Should Have Drank Nog With Me'.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Morrissey's Christmas classic 'Soutpole Grammar'. Featuring singles 'Bethlehem Dave' and 'The Toy Racer'

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The Re-issue, featuring previously unreleased tracks 'Honey, You Know What To Buy Me', 'Fantastic Bird (on Christmas Eve)', and 'You Should Have Drank Nog With Me'.

Very well done!

 

[mcrickson]

Elf Yourself
Reel Around the Yule Log

Hand in sack
I want the present I can't have