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    What song are you listening to right now?

    'Don't throw the lamp at Father, Mother! It's a waste of oil'
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    Morrissey A-Z: "Seasick, Yet Still Docked"

    Oh, to be taken up the Irwell one more time...
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    Morrissey A-Z: "Oboe Concerto"

    The song is, of course, pure filth. Mr Shandy, for example, could often be caught in the toilets of 'Peveril of the Peak' playing the oboe concerto on a young waiter from the Midland Hotel. And so on. Utter. Filth. We. Love. It.
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    Morrissey A-Z: "Nobody Loves Us"

    ‘NUL POINTS!’ Nobody Loves Us! Is that what this is? Oh, please yourself. Goddard recognises the brilliance of the song yet tosses it off in a paragraph (whilst droning on for ages about ‘Golden Lights’) so you can tell exactly where his archy pointy head is at. This is THE definitive...
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    Morrissey A-Z: (The) National Front Disco

    My funeral song - as they carry me in.
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    Lockdown? We've been in lockdown since 1958.

    Lockdown? We've been in lockdown since 1958.
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    Morrissey A-Z: "My Hurling Days Are Done"

    Did we ever tell you about our Covid near-death experience last spring? This wonderful song provided a soundtrack of sorts. There was a point at which we discussed its appropriateness for the Crem, just as the curtains closed. Is it just us, or does this sit SO comfortably alongside 'Never...
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    Morrissey Central "AS TIME FADES" (June 15, 2021)

    Oh, the parting! The sheer horror of that parting.
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    Predict the title of Morrissey's next album

    Irwell that Ends Well
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    Predict the title of Morrissey's next album

    Last Period in Stockport
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    Morrissey A-Z: "Jack the Ripper"

    Probs not. 'Bunny' = Brighton Rock
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    Take us? Oh, anywhere - Crumpsall, Cheadle Hulme, we don't care

    Take us? Oh, anywhere - Crumpsall, Cheadle Hulme, we don't care
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