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    Morrissey’s view on gender identity

    I think he's into a gender movement that seems to have sadly fallen by the wayside in the modern debate, a movement which was about breaking down rigid stereotypes, categories and norms about what men and women should be. Rather than reinforcing stereotypes and creating a new set of boxes to...
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    Please score these tracks covered by Morrissey (Part 2 of 2)

    My Insatiable One 7/10 No One Can Hold A Candle To You 6/10 Nothing Rhymed N/A Only A Pawn In Their Game N/A Redondo Beach 8/10 Rose Garden N/A Satellite Of Love 7/10 Simon Smith & His Amazing Dancing Bear N/A Skin Storm 8/10 Some Say I Got Devil 8/10 Song From Under The Floorboards...
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    Please score these tracks covered by Morrissey (Part 1 of 2)

    Alone Again (Naturally) N/A Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way? N/A Back On The Chain Gang 10/10 Cosmic Dancer 8/10 Days Of Decision N/A Don't Interrupt The Sorrow 6/10 Drive-In Saturday 9/10 East West 5/10 El Cóndor Pasa N/A Human Being 7/10 I Didn't Know What To Do N/A Interlude...
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    Please score these Morrissey/various other co-write tracks

    1. At Last I Am Born (Farrell) 5/10 2. By The Time I Get To Wherever I’m Going (unknown) N/A 3. Found Found Found (Langer) 7/10 4. Get Off The Stage (Rourke) 7/10 5. Girl Least Likely To (Rourke) 9/10 6. He Knows I'd Love To See Him (Armstrong) 8/10 7. I Am Veronica - live version...
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    Please score these Morrissey/Lopez tracks

    Bonfire Of Teenagers (live version only) N/A Darling, I Hug A Pillow 8/10 Home Is A Question Mark 10/10 If Saturday Ever Comes (lost/demo version only) N/A My Love, I'd Do Anything For You 8/10 Never Again Will I Be A Twin N/A The Secret Of Music 9/10
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    Please score these Morrissey/Whyte tracks (T-Y)

    Teenage Dad On His Estate 8/10 The Boy Racer 9/10 The Edges Are No Longer Parallel 5/10 The Father Who Must Be Killed 7/10 The Lazy Sunbathers 8/10 The National Front Disco 10/10 The Never-Played Symphonies 6/10 The Operation 7/10 There Speaks A True Friend 6/10 This Is Not Your Country 5/10 To...
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    Please score these Morrissey/Whyte tracks (I-S)

    1. I Am Hated For Loving - 7/10 2. I Am Two People - N/A 3. I Have Forgiven Jesus 8/10 4. I Will See You In Far-Off Places 9/10 5. I'll Never Be Anybody's Hero Now 5/10 6. Irish Blood, English Heart 10/10 7. It's Hard To Walk Tall When You're Small*** 4/10 8. It's Not Your Birthday Anymore...
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    Please score these Morrissey/Nevin tracks

    (I'm) The End Of The Family Line - 10 Asian Rut - 7 Born To Hang** N/A Driving Your Girlfriend Home 8/10 I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday 6/10 I've Changed My Plea To Guilty 7/10 King Leer 10/10 My Love Life 5/10 Our Frank 8/10 Pregnant For The Last Time 4/10 Sing Your Life 10/10 The Harsh...
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    Please score these Morrissey/Whyte tracks (A-H)

    1. A Swallow On My Neck - 10/10 2. All The Lazy Dykes - 6/10 3. Alma Matters - 7/10 4. Ambitious Outsiders - 6/10 5. America Is Not The World - 5/10 6. Because Of My Poor Education 5/10 7. Best Friend On The Payroll 7/10 8. Billy Budd 7/10 9. Black-Eyed Susan 6/10 10. Boxers 10/10 11. Certain...
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    Greg Davies (UK actor/comedian) on Suedehead (the song he wishes he'd written) and Morrissey's current 'beliefs' (April 21, 2023)

    To be honest, at this point I don't really take any of these "I love Morrissey, but he has terrible beliefs now, of course" lines seriously. It's like a hail mary for these people. Just a way of signalling: "I know he's problematic, so please don't attack me because his songs are just sooo...
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    Please score these Morrissey/Boorer tracks (M-Y)

    1. Maladjusted - 4 2. Mexico** - N/A 3. Mountjoy - N/A 4. Noise Is The Best Revenge - N/A 5. Now My Heart Is Full - 10 6. Oboe Concerto - 7 7. One Day Goodbye Will Be Farewell - 6 8. Reader Meet Author - 8 9. Rebels Without Applause - 6 10. Satan Rejected My Soul - 7 11. Scandinavia - 8 12...
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    Please score these Morrissey/Street tracks

    1. Alsatian Cousin - 7 2. Angel Angel Down We Go Together - 8 3. At Amber - 9 4. Bengali In Platforms - 7 5. Break Up The Family - 7 6. Dial A Cliché - 6 7. Disappointed - 7 8. Everyday Is Like Sunday - 10 9. Hairdresser On Fire - 10 10. Happy Lovers At Last United - 7 11. I Don’t Mind If You...
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    Could or will AI artificially 'resurrect' the Smiths?!

    I'm not very impressed with either the AI generated vocals or even worse, lyrics. I asked Google's "Bard" programme to write a song in the style of the Smiths and it was embarrassingly bad and clichéd. I also asked it to give Shakespeare a go and it didn't even use the appropriate English, just...
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    Please score these Morrissey/Tobias tracks

    I've never sat down and thought about the Jesse tracks specifically, but seeing this list I can see now why people think he's not the best. Still, some of his best work is his most recent stuff, so maybe he's getting better! Of the songs I know well enough to rate... All You Need Is Me - 6...
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    Fiona Dodwell: In Conversation With Morrissey - full interview (April 3, 2023)

    The irony of changing the lyrics to a song originally about being gay to remove the original subject matter and replace it with insulting a gay (or at least, non-straight) man.
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