I Keep Mine Hidden - I'm not brave enough to show Johnny my bum
Well I Wonder - I wonder how Johnny would react if I showed him my bum
Reel Around The Fountain - maybe if we had a dance and got wet it would be a good moment to casually show him my bum
Unhappy Birthday - it might turn awkward if...
I wasn't having a go at you, I was genuinely asking Charlie out of curiosity.
Let's not you and me point at each other saying "the lack of self-awareness!", it will have no affect whatsoever except to take up time we could be using for something else.