Recent content by SomeFormOfSusan

My first reaction = AWWW! My second, more sensible reaction = trotters and unearthly squealing are not good qualities in a pet. :straightface:

Aw. That sounds so nice. Sounds like you have a desire to mother people. If it's a prophecy, congratulations, you'll be having kids all colours of the rainbow! :lbf:

It's huge in Ireland. Lots of fireworks, lots of apple-centered games, and enough fruit cake with rings hidden inside it that you will never look a raisin in the face again. :p Trying to remember what that fruit cake is called, actually. Let me go ask the interwebs. Oh, it's brack. I thought...

Nah, it doesn't taste the same to me. Also, a teapot and china detracts from the fun of novelty mugs. :p

And yet after one cup of tea, you don't have quite enough energy to get another. :(

I feel a poem coming on. So f*** you, writer's block. f*** you :)

I have an intense dislike for Katy Perry. It's probably stupid and petty, but I wish she'd thought before singing that f***ing song. I got the chorus shouted at me every time I rounded a corner in school last year. :angry: Anyway! Can't stand her, Russell's taste in women is questionable...

When I go home, the boys won't leave the girls alone... I remember that song! I couldn't stand it. :straightface: Still know the words, though.

It's not exactly justifiable, it's just a pointless gore movie. If you don't want to watch it, then you shouldn't. But it's not encouraging people to stitch people's mouths to other people's arses or anything.

Hey, I'm disturbed by it too, but that's no reason to censor it. It's just a horror film, and at the very least it's an original idea.

Wow. You are absolutely stunning.

As horrified as I am there is still a bit of me that needs to watch this just to prove I can. And because apparently the science is all, in theory, oh God I hope only in theory, correct. (I'm hoping that was a stupid internet rumour.) And because I'm an idiot. :/

Oh f*** what the actual f***ing f***. f***. :tears:

Toasted cheese bagel. Mmm.

'...But I can't believe that you'd ever care And this is why you'll never care These things take time I know that I'm The most inept that ever stepped Oh, the alcoholic afternoons when we sat in your room They meant more to me than any Than any living thing on earth They had more...