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    Bergen, Norway - Grieghallen (Aug. 6, 2016) post-show

    Ha. You sound like a bitter old queen. Thanks for the laugh.:rock:
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    TTY: Public Enemy! - photomontage by Sam Esty Rayner

    Re: You are not going to believe the latest SER post on TTY. Really. You are not. I think someone needs a hug
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    Alain Whyte's signed Gretch guitar used on Morrissey songs on eBay

    I'd like to know the story as well. There's little talk about Alain in Auto, which I found surprising given the tremendous music Moz and Alain made together. Forget about a Smiths reunion - I want to see a Moz and Alain reunion.
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    Brasilia - Net Live Brasilia (Nov. 29, 2015) post-show

    U shitt'in me, brah! These are my favourites.
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    TTY: Morrissey and band in Brazil, 22 November 2015

    This picture blows donkeys. My Morrissey is glamorous. He wears fitted suits and seduces - Dolce, Gabbana, Comme des Garcons, Japanese denim. He doesn't wear drab clothes and sensible shoes for the walk about town. I'm in a downward spiral.
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    TTY: Morrissey and band in Brazil, 22 November 2015

    I hope you're right. He looks ordinary and, if he only added wrap around sunglasses, American. Get yourself together man. You're Morrissey.
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    Morrissey was in Amsterdam this week

    From where I'm sitting I think he was there for all the fabulous ledder bars. That's leather in Dutch for those unsophisticated among us.
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    "Obsessed: The Mexican Morrissey" - a film about Jose Maldonado - i-D

    Well, I may have exaggerated a tad. I think someone was choking on a Butterscotch candy and he may have given them the heimlich. I'm not really sure, but it was covered here on So-Low. I'm too lazy to look it up. It should be around somewhere.
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    "Obsessed: The Mexican Morrissey" - a film about Jose Maldonado - i-D

    I think Jose is the best possible Morrissey impersonator. I know this because if Morrissey wasn't in the singin' and songwrittin' business, he would most certainly be a lifeguard. I remember a few years ago he was in a bookstore in New York and saved some guy that had a heart attack. He jumped...
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    "Kiss Me A Lot" artwork - true-to-you.net

    I love the choice of Richardson. It says, f*** you and your juvenile sensibilities. I don't need your approval for anything. Truly genius.
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    New Morrissey photo with Poppie Harris posted on @poppiecouture / Instagram

    What an absolutely gorgeous man. He can fertilize my eggs any time he wants.
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    Morrissey spotted at LAX

    I bet it was his gin dealer. BTW, I'm close to running out tonight. Willing to come over and do all sorts of degrading things for a little.
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    TTY: Netherlands dates confirmed (Groningen Mar. 9, Tilburg Mar. 10)

    You know he is a cunning linguist. :horny:
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    TTY: Netherlands dates confirmed (Groningen Mar. 9, Tilburg Mar. 10)

    Moz doesn't give a shit about money. He's lots and only really cares if some a-hole makes money without adding any value. He loves touring and it pays for travelling the world. And he knows if he ever does run into financial difficulties, he has a room at my place. hector
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    Alternative Christmas Speech - true-to-you.net

    Re: Post on TTY Alternative Christmas Speech If that's the case, I'm going in for gender reassignment. From now on I want to be called Hector. Anyone know of he goes for big or lil ones? I heard Jake is hung like a Moose.
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    Alternative Christmas Speech - true-to-you.net

    Re: Post on TTY Alternative Christmas Speech Very nice. You into women?
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    Alternative Christmas Speech - true-to-you.net

    Re: Post on TTY Alternative Christmas Speech I like your style. No foreplay!
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