Search results for query: *

  • Users: Kris
  • Order by date

Forum search Google search

  1. Kris

    News About Your Life Thread

    I'm getting a manboob reduction.
  2. Kris

    Have Americans Given The C Word A Bad Name?

    If you mean C for Christmas, yes they have
  3. Kris

    Scarlett Johansson's "Falling Down" single.

    I heard she's gonna duet with Damian Dempsey. They'll be a great fit.
  4. Kris

    What kind of day have you had?

    Meh. Me and the Mrs. got no kids, but I don't want her to feel bad so I bought her a corsage and took her to brunch at some joint downtown where they got the unlimited mimosas. Later on I went to Best Buy and got me a that Ted Nugent CD with Wango Tango on it.
  5. Kris

    Look at my tomatoes.........

    I was hopin' I'd be seeing another kinda tomatoes when I clicked on this thread. :(
  6. Kris

    English "self-important and irritating"

    England's good http://www.britsattheirbest.com
  7. Kris

    Top 10 Men that Women Fantasize about

    That's nothing! You should hear me play piano
  8. Kris

    Do I Want Paris Hilton To Be My Friend?

    That was an actor, kiddo! Like when Hannibal Lector played Nixon?
  9. Kris

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    "only" drunk twice at 14???? No wonder, you're watching the Food Network!!! Alton Brown's constantly drunk, can't you tell? He's just a functional alcoholic, like that old lush Sandra Lee. You should watch that nice Jacques Pepin on PBS. He's drunk too, but he's French and they never...
  10. Kris

    the AbBrEvIaTiOn gaym

    Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, little girl??? I'll be leaving a bar of soap in your stocking this year, yndig. You know what to do.
  11. Kris

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Are you one of those little girls who talks about drinking booze on here? You and Munchybrain??? Do yourselves a favor and stay away from alcohol. It rots your liver, dries up your skin, and makes it easier for boys to take advantage of you. Listen to old Kris! No beer goggles until you're 21!
  12. Kris

    O2 Wireless Roll Call Thread

    Let's wait and see if Boris does anything about the congestion charge. Otherwise, I'll have to take the tube. If you see me there, come up and say hello. I'd love to buy you a drink!
  13. Kris

    Photography Thread

    He probably stacked them up like cord wood. The first would be on the bottom, of course.
  14. Kris

    O2 Wireless Roll Call Thread

    I might go!
  15. Kris

    Do you have Smiths/Mozposters on your wall (and other?)

    Re: Do you have Smiths/Mozposters on your wall( and other?) I've got a poster of him cut to fit behind the fishtank in the garage so it looks like he's under water. Every time that little plastic treasure chest gizmo blows bubbles they go right up his nose!!! He doesn't look happy.
  16. Kris

    What else are you doing right now?

    Oh. I thought Def Leppard did that one...
Back
Top Bottom