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[crimes]

Let's all post our favourite personal ads, confessions, misc. ads etc etc from Gumtree / Craigslist / Other sites of a similar ilk.

Just found one where a guy wants to meet a lady for a "Porn style sex session" and enjoyed this bit at the end of the ad:
"ONLY SERIOUS REPLY!
SEND A PIC PLEASE!
NO GAYS!
NO FAT GIRLS! SORRY!
AND PLEASE SHAVE YOURSELF!"

And no, I don't use Gumtree myself, I only go there to laugh at people just as lonely as I am. HA HA.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Nsa?

National Security Agency?
Non-Shaven Animals?

 

[Not Right in the Head]

TO THE SIX-FOOT FOUR TRANSVESTITE - m4w

 

[crimes]

Nsa?

National Security Agency?
Non-Shaven Animals?

I believe he meant Not Seasonally Adjusted.

 

[EPbabe]

What is gumtree?

 

[Skinner]

No Strings Attached=NSA

Craigslist personal ads are also good for entertainment purposes as well. If you search for males in NYC, you will find that a lot of guys just post pics of themselves or certain parts of themselves if you know what I mean...

 

[crimes]

No Strings Attached=NSA

Craigslist personal ads are also good for entertainment purposes as well. If you search for males in NYC, you will find that a lot of guys just post pics of themselves or certain parts of themselves if you know what I mean...

I'll check it out!

 

[crimes]

What is gumtree?

Gumtree is like the UK Craigslist.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Sorry, this isn't exactly a personal ad, but funny nevertheless.

 

[crimes]

Sorry, this isn't exactly a personal ad, but funny nevertheless.

Hahahaha I'm glad the gerbils are being looked after after being saved from a short life of anal terror

jubli line pakistani girl with boy

 

[Not Right in the Head]

This one is awesome.

 

[crimes]

Bj on the tube

I won't lie, I got pretty hot and bothered reading that.

 

[Zelda Zonk]

Weeping with laughter. A day has been enlightened!

 

[Godlovesugly]

Bj on the tube

I won't lie, I got pretty hot and bothered reading that.

fap fap fap!

Why does nothing exciting like that happen to me!?

 

[crimes]

was chating online with a girl then she ignores me why?
This is probably my ex.

 

[nugz]

i will not be able to appreciate this thread until I'm home. work has all these sites blocked!!!

 

[Godlovesugly]

I've made too much

Sounds like a winner to me

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

This one is awesome.

I'm totally offended. I don't look anywhere near 50. The very cheek!

 

[Godlovesugly]

Typical Brummy

 

[crimes]

Typical Brummy

God I love it here.