Females: How big do you like your meat???

j0wled

New Member
Yeah, it ought to be a poll. And it all depends on how you use it. Hell, a tongue can be a lot better sometimes...
 

SNS22

Not Dead Yet
Simple, what size does a guy need to be in order to satisfy a lady???

Gays can give their opinion too....

Dann, the answer is of no relevance to you. :p

Would I sound homophobic if I said I don't want to hear Gays' opinion? If so, then I won't say it LOL
 

iamnicola

New Member
:confused::confused::confused:
 

SNS22

Not Dead Yet
Dann, I think this thread may lead to your next infraction. :p
 

Corrissey

lovable loser

j0wled

New Member
Would I sound homophobic if I said I don't want to hear Gays' opinion? If so, then I won't say it LOL

Perhaps we should have a poll, with a "separate but equal" gay section down the bottom, duplicating the options for normal people?

eg.

What size vegetarian sausage roll do you prefer?

NORMAL 1-4 inches
NORMAL 5-6 inches
NORMAL 7-8 inches
NORMAL 9-10 inches
NORMAL 11-12 inches
NORMAL I'm a liar/only use giant vibrators

GAYS 1-4 inches
GAYS 5-6 inches
GAYS 7-8 inches
GAYS 9-10 inches
GAYS 11-12 inches
GAYS I'm a liar/only use giant vibrators

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I presume you can have polls with 12 options.
 

SNS22

Not Dead Yet
Perhaps we should have a poll, with a "separate but equal" gay section down the bottom, duplicating the options for normal people?

eg.

What size vegetarian sausage roll do you prefer?

NORMAL 1-4 inches
NORMAL 5-6 inches
NORMAL 7-8 inches
NORMAL 9-10 inches
NORMAL 11-12 inches
NORMAL I'm a liar/only use giant vibrators

GAYS 1-4 inches
GAYS 5-6 inches
GAYS 7-8 inches
GAYS 9-10 inches
GAYS 11-12 inches
GAYS I'm a liar/only use giant vibrators

LMAO....A constitutional amendment to ensure both polls and responses are kept separately.
 

Oh my god. it's Robby!

spontaneously luminescent
ok since i promised:

i think it was the summer of 95 and i was sowing my wild oats you might say
and i hooked up with this hellcat that went by the name of Kira, it was not her real name dont worry
and well Kira dated a lot of guys named Robert i guess & she wanted to know which of us was bigger, length was all she seemd to care about for this
so she got me real excited then traced the outline of my pee-pee on this piece of graph paper
then measured with a ruler
took out a calculator and figured out how much to subtract for the trace
but then i argued she had not measured from the base
so she settled on what she had traced
and i won!
i do not remember what i won
but later kira set fire to my room and i did not see her anymore after that...
 
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