Re: Footballers with 'rude' names.
ex- Celtic Rafael Scheidt
Argentinian Mario Turdo
East German Ralf Minge
Czech Defender Milan Fukal
Argelico f***s - Brazilian who carved out a half-decent career for himself as a central defender, but who is always going to be best remembered as the source of one of football's greatest football headlines: "f***s off to Benfica", Eurosport's famous description of his transfer from Palmeiras to Benfica.
Rod Fanni - Former Newcastle chairman Freddie Shepherd's ears certainly pricked up in the summer of 2007 when he was told by his secretary that "Big Sam wants some Fanni". You can only imagine the relief, or possibly disappointment knowing Freddie, when the chairman discovered that his new manager was actually after a French defender named Rod, from Nice.
The best names for footballers are! -
Bongo Christ - The Congolese striker would surely make a top ten of top names.
Norman Conquest - Hats of to Mr and Mrs Conquest of Australia for this one. Definitely the best named Australian goalkeeper ever.
Creedence Clearwater Couto - Brazilian striker who's parents were obviously big fans of the 1960's swamp rock genre.
Have-A-Look Dube - Zimbabwean star who played for Njube Sundowns.
Quim - One of the more high profile members of our smutty list, Quim made his goalkeeping debut for Portugal back in 1999 and has been involved a number of times since as backup to Ricardo. In a survey of Euro 2004 Panini sticker collectors he was the primary cause of spilt coffee on shiney new album. Also plays for Benfica.