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CHEEKY German footie team Schalke have rewritten classic Smiths songs to take the mickey out of the English ahead of tonight's clash against Manchester United.
The club taunts fans in an ad in the programme for the Champions League semi-final.
Their version of 1983 hit This Charming Man goes: "The typical Manc is called Paul, he always carries his darts in his left trouser pocket and a picture of his bulldog in his right pocket. He has his hair cut to 2mm."
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now becomes: "Gastronomically, England is far behind. The typical national dish is lamb with mint sauce or potatoes with mutton and is always at every party."
And to the tune of William, It Was Really Nothing they tease: "England is the motherland of football. But they still haven't got the hang of taking penalties."
CHEEKY German footie team Schalke have rewritten classic Smiths songs to take the mickey out of the English ahead of tonight's clash against Manchester United.
The club taunts fans in an ad in the programme for the Champions League semi-final.
Their version of 1983 hit This Charming Man goes: "The typical Manc is called Paul, he always carries his darts in his left trouser pocket and a picture of his bulldog in his right pocket. He has his hair cut to 2mm."
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now becomes: "Gastronomically, England is far behind. The typical national dish is lamb with mint sauce or potatoes with mutton and is always at every party."
And to the tune of William, It Was Really Nothing they tease: "England is the motherland of football. But they still haven't got the hang of taking penalties."