1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan,
Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye cannae pass a chip/kebab shoap wi'oot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin faw aboot pished wi'oot spillin yer drink.
6. Ye see folk wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure
class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understand Rab C Nesbitt, an ye ken folk jist like um,
in yer ain faimly.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye hink it's like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae swear wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitbaw schedule tae plan thur wedding day
date.
13. Ye've been it a wedding and fitbaw scores wur announced in the
Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
irn-bru, fags an nappies aw in the wan shoap.
15. Yer holiday hame it the seaside hus calor gas under it.
16. A big flash car hus a ned it the wheel.
17. Ye ken irn-bru is a hangover cure.
18. Ye learnt tae swear afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
20. Finally, yurr 100% Scottish if ye huv ever said/heard these
wurds....
how's it hingin
clatty
boggin
mingin
cludgie
pished
git it up ye
wee beasties
arse bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
baw-heid
baw bag
dubble nuggit
fit lyk min bam?
wheesht