"I can't log in" by Mr. Jackpots

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Mr. Crackpipes

Guest
I can't log in

Today I signed up to the
two-step verification log-in security measure
and I picked the option
where the website emails you a 6-digit code
upon entering your username and password

then you put that code in
and voila, there you are;
you're in,
and it worked like gangrapers
I mean gangbusters
the fist 50 or 60 times I logged in today

but then all of the sudden
it stopped working;
around 11 pm Central Time
I'd go to log in
and it I'd type in my username
and password
but then it would just take me back
to the home page
with the log in option

I tried again and again
but to no avail;
same thing

tried on my phone, too

no dice

Oh well.

I had a good run.

So it goes.

I'll miss you all and I'm sure you'll all miss me.

Carry on. Farewell.

Oh, Mr. Jackpots. You've been a good vessel.

**tries to insert Guess I'll Die** meme image
but something went wrong-
please contact the administrator


Christ.

It's probably for the best.
 
This would be a good post to give a “wowe” rating...
 
This would be a good post to give a “wowe” rating...
Yeah.

Well, I guess the admin here doesn't a f***, and I don't really feel like I should have to make a brand new account because of a f***ing software glitch.

So...see ya.
 
Sorry I thought this was a poem posted by some troll.

Should be working now, an extra caching feature appears to have problems with two factor auth, disabled it for now.
 
If this Admin could fix it for you, they would.
It is early in DT's part of the world - give him a while to get up!? (@davidt 2 step issue).
It's not like he hasn't been busy!
I'm sure it is fixable.
Regards,
FWD.

Edit: wowe! Speak of the devil...
 
If this Admin could fix it for you, they would.
It is early in DT's part of the world - give him a while to get up!? (@davidt 2 step issue).
It's not like he hasn't been busy!
I'm sure it is fixable.
Regards,
FWD.

Edit: wowe! Speak of the devil...

wowe! ?
 
...then you put that code in
and voila, there you are;
you're in,
and it worked like gangrapers
I mean gangbusters
the fist 50 or 60 times I logged in today
....*first

Sorry I thought this was a poem posted by some troll.
It was.

Should be working now, an extra caching feature appears to have problems with two factor auth, disabled it for now.
Thank you. The measure is probably superfluous but you can never trust anyone. I'll opt out of it and take my chances.
If this Admin could fix it for you, they would. It is early in DT's part of the world - give him a while to get up!? (@davidt 2 step issue). It's not like he hasn't been busy! I'm sure it is fixable.
Regards,
FWD.

Edit: wowe! Speak of the devil...

 
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....*first


It was.


Thank you. The measure is probably superfluous but you can never trust anyone. I'll opt out of it and take my chances.




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@davidt

I have a list of a few people that I’d like you to use the “discourage” feature on. Can I send it to you?
 
Get a hobby. Maybe get out of the duplex and go to the local cafe and read some god-awful poetry about how you're in love with a tranny five states away?

To be fair, I’m very sexy and you’re in love with me too.
 
I love being able to read deleted posts. It’s like watching a soap, lol.
 
Usually when I delete a post it's because I said something unnecessarily awful or awfully unnecessary and then I realize it's not that serious. So when you read my deleted posts realize that I didn't really mean it when I said that :censored: or whatever.
 
Fake Cham, you mocked crackedpots AFTER swiping his joke?:bowing:
 
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