as an anti-royalist?
Hahaha, because he hasn't had them yet.
A song about his fans
Morrissey has written about:
Jealousy / envy
Happy marriage / relationship
Fish out of water
Celebrities / historical figures
the list goes on.
What kind of subject you'd expect him to write about?
I think The Lazy Sunbathers is about the fans.
He is the sun, and no matter what he does, they cannot be pleased.
The sun burns through
to the planet's core
but it isn't enough
they want more
Then there are parallels how his fans often don't like other bands and in the song the lazy sunbathers don't care about a world war that broke out.
That's the only meaning I've ever had for this song.
One of those chainmail gloves for opening oysters.
Being shit at tango dancing.
Playing Monopoly with a racist, decerebrate granny.
Needing a piss in traffic.
Falling in love with an Asian newsagent.
"does anybody have on their person a dead cat? i'd like to see if i can swing it."