Thor mopes on Mt. Olympus. Zeus asks him why he looks so depressed. Thor says that he misses the companionship and love of a woman. Zeus tells Thor that he will fix the problem by sending Thor down to Earth.
Thor lands in the backyard of a single woman. The two immediately start making love and continue all weekend.
After the weekend Thor is back at Mt. Olympus with a big grin on his face. Zeus asks Thor the great woman's name, but Thor admits that he never asked.
Horrified at his rudeness, Zeus sends Thor back down to find out the woman's name. Arriving in the same backyard, Thor calls out to the woman, "I wanted to tell you I'm Thor."
She yells, "You're thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly thit!"
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This is my favorite lucky lisp joke that happens to be topical this weekend.
Not because of giants dicks entering any vaginas, just because the movie is released. I mean I guess somewhere there's always a giant dick entering a vagina, just not here. Okay I'm going the stfu now.