Misheard lyrics

[DPM]

My all time favourite is -

The keys to the gates are on your side
Instead of
Keats and Yeats are on your side

I still sing it that way.

 

[realitybites]

I am the sun and the air... rather than son and heir.

 

[DPM]

I am the sun and the air... rather than son and heir.

Um, so they're not the words? Damn!

 

[sad veiled bride]

I have got to get through to a girlfriend instead of a good friend. Proof of Morrissey being not gay for me back then when I was young and naive

 

[Viva Mozza]

From Swallow on my neck:

Then I was wrecked again
With the men full of bluff and ardor
From a well-known funeral pile

instead of funeral parlor

 

[Skylarker]

From Swallow on my neck:

Then I was wrecked again
With the men full of bluff and ardor
From a well-known funeral pile

instead of funeral parlor

The f*** is a funeral pile? You sure you didn't mean pyre?

I've never heard of a funeral pile; as in what...a bunch of dead bodies stacked up on top of each other in a mass grave?

Oh wait...I see you are from Germany.

 

[Viva Mozza]

The f*** is a funeral pile? You sure you didn't mean pyre?

I've never heard of a funeral pile; as in what...a bunch of dead bodies stacked up on top of each other in a mass grave?

Oh wait...I see you are from Germany.

The last one is not tooooooo funny......... Don't do that again.


Yes, I'm no native speaker, but I've looked it up, funeral pile and pyre have the same meaning!

Like in the middles ages, a funeral pile to burn witches etc.