Scarlet Ibis
The Chicken of D.C.
No, no, Scarlet, you are the twister. It is common practise of you. So you go ahead and tell the story because you are the one who brought it up. Give the timeline. And don't forget to tell exactly which bad health I wished upon you and when.
And your grandfather is one of those family members whom you love so much?
This doesn't make sense to me. Forgive me, but I'm not going to be the one to make an ass of myself by telling the long-winded tale of our many disagreements on a thread that has nothing to do with us. Which bad health? When? This means nothing to me. Perhaps which and when were important to your vision of it all, but not mine, so I'm not quite sure of the relevance.
I'm totally out of the loop regarding the grandfather business. It's very possible that I do misunderstand you part of the time, actually. I'll admit that right now. I wish you'd understand that part of the reason you hate ME so much is that you often misunderstand me as well.