Moz in Maxim
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what is the 24 hours to live spotlight?
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I got Maxim and he is in there on page 28. Too busy to scan it or type it up right now. If someone doesn't do it by the time I get back tonight I'll do it, but it's f*cking HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm gonna type it up right now...Give me about 10 minutes..
I just did a search for him on the Maxim site, and found this funny little ditty from a few years ago. (At the bottom of the page.)
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Scanner isn't working. Here's is the text. The photo is beautiful black and white with a cemetary in the background. Hopefully someone will scan.
His answers are funny. It's like reading a myspace survey..lol
enjoy..my fingers hurt
MORRISSEY
The famously forlorn British crooner and ex-Smiths frontman muses on his last day on earth.
SO HOW DO YOU WANT TO GO? DOUBLE DECKER BUS? TEN TON TRUCK?
-Concussed by a coconut
WHICH OF YOUR SONGS PLAYS IN HEAVEN?
-Satan Rejected My Soul
AND WHICH ONE PLAYS IN HELL?
-I Have Forgiven Jesus
WHAT BOOK DO YOU REGRET NOT FINISHING?
-The Toilets Are Closed In Your Honor, an account of the life of Cressida Dick, deputy assistant commissioner of London's Metropolition Police.
WHILE ALIVE, WHAT DID YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR MONEY ON?
-Legal Fees
WHO IN YOUR LOFE WOULD YOU HAVE MOST LIKED TO "KICK IN THE EYE"?
-That meat-fed horror Jamie "Orrible" Oliver. If he's a master chef, then I'm Miss Brazil 1970.
WHAT WILL BE YOUR GREATEST LEGACY?
-Thundering suavity
ANY REGREGTS ABOUT BEING OUTSPOKEN?
-Whatever I said, I meant.
WHEN WERE YOU THE MOST HAPPIEST?
-At age 12 I could juggle a plate on a stick
NAME ONE THING YOURE GLAD YOULL NEVER HAVE TO DO AGAIN ON EARTH?
-It will be worth being dead just to get away from Victoria Beckham.
WHATS THE WILDEST THING YOU EVER DID WHILE YOU WERE ALIVE?
-I took some swimming lessons at the local baths.
WHATS YOUR LAST MEAL?
-The disease of smallness-tea and toast
DO YOU HAVE A DEATHBED CONFESSION?
-I've never seen myself naked. It seemed impolite to look.
TO WHOM WOULD YOU WHISPER YOUR LAST GOODBYE?
-To my very best friend...myself
His answers are funny. It's like reading a myspace survey..lol
enjoy..my fingers hurt
MORRISSEY
The famously forlorn British crooner and ex-Smiths frontman muses on his last day on earth.
SO HOW DO YOU WANT TO GO? DOUBLE DECKER BUS? TEN TON TRUCK?
-Concussed by a coconut
WHICH OF YOUR SONGS PLAYS IN HEAVEN?
-Satan Rejected My Soul
AND WHICH ONE PLAYS IN HELL?
-I Have Forgiven Jesus
WHAT BOOK DO YOU REGRET NOT FINISHING?
-The Toilets Are Closed In Your Honor, an account of the life of Cressida Dick, deputy assistant commissioner of London's Metropolition Police.
WHILE ALIVE, WHAT DID YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR MONEY ON?
-Legal Fees
WHO IN YOUR LOFE WOULD YOU HAVE MOST LIKED TO "KICK IN THE EYE"?
-That meat-fed horror Jamie "Orrible" Oliver. If he's a master chef, then I'm Miss Brazil 1970.
WHAT WILL BE YOUR GREATEST LEGACY?
-Thundering suavity
ANY REGREGTS ABOUT BEING OUTSPOKEN?
-Whatever I said, I meant.
WHEN WERE YOU THE MOST HAPPIEST?
-At age 12 I could juggle a plate on a stick
NAME ONE THING YOURE GLAD YOULL NEVER HAVE TO DO AGAIN ON EARTH?
-It will be worth being dead just to get away from Victoria Beckham.
WHATS THE WILDEST THING YOU EVER DID WHILE YOU WERE ALIVE?
-I took some swimming lessons at the local baths.
WHATS YOUR LAST MEAL?
-The disease of smallness-tea and toast
DO YOU HAVE A DEATHBED CONFESSION?
-I've never seen myself naked. It seemed impolite to look.
TO WHOM WOULD YOU WHISPER YOUR LAST GOODBYE?
-To my very best friend...myself
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
So he's only celibate on bank holidays? That means he's taking the day off on Monday. Whew.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Scanner isn't working. Here's is the text. The photo is beautiful black and white with a cemetary in the background. Hopefully someone will scan.
His answers are funny. It's like reading a myspace survey..lol
enjoy..my fingers hurt
MORRISSEY
The famously forlorn British crooner and ex-Smiths frontman muses on his last day on earth.
SO HOW DO YOU WANT TO GO? DOUBLE DECKER BUS? TEN TON TRUCK?
-Concussed by a coconut
WHICH OF YOUR SONGS PLAYS IN HEAVEN?
-Satan Rejected My Soul
AND WHICH ONE PLAYS IN HELL?
-I Have Forgiven Jesus
WHAT BOOK DO YOU REGRET NOT FINISHING?
-The Toilets Are Closed In Your Honor, an account of the life of Cressida Dick, deputy assistant commissioner of London's Metropolition Police.
WHILE ALIVE, WHAT DID YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR MONEY ON?
-Legal Fees
WHO IN YOUR LOFE WOULD YOU HAVE MOST LIKED TO "KICK IN THE EYE"?
-That meat-fed horror Jamie "Orrible" Oliver. If he's a master chef, then I'm Miss Brazil 1970.
WHAT WILL BE YOUR GREATEST LEGACY?
-Thundering suavity
ANY REGREGTS ABOUT BEING OUTSPOKEN?
-Whatever I said, I meant.
WHEN WERE YOU THE MOST HAPPIEST?
-At age 12 I could juggle a plate on a stick
NAME ONE THING YOURE GLAD YOULL NEVER HAVE TO DO AGAIN ON EARTH?
-It will be worth being dead just to get away from Victoria Beckham.
WHATS THE WILDEST THING YOU EVER DID WHILE YOU WERE ALIVE?
-I took some swimming lessons at the local baths.
WHATS YOUR LAST MEAL?
-The disease of smallness-tea and toast
DO YOU HAVE A DEATHBED CONFESSION?
-I've never seen myself naked. It seemed impolite to look.
TO WHOM WOULD YOU WHISPER YOUR LAST GOODBYE?
-To my very best friend...myself
ROFL in my mind.
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WHICH OF YOUR SONGS PLAYS IN HEAVEN?
-Satan Rejected My Soul
AND WHICH ONE PLAYS IN HELL?
-I Have Forgiven Jesus
ahah.. these are the funniest!
-Satan Rejected My Soul
AND WHICH ONE PLAYS IN HELL?
-I Have Forgiven Jesus
ahah.. these are the funniest!
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I like him talking about his "Thundering suavity"
lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Do you think he's all cryptic like that in real life? 
Like if his significant other said "Hey, I'm going to the store to get milk, wanna come?" that he'd start waxing about how that's the story of his life and stuff and make some strange parallel to pop culture and the dairy industry? Or would he just say, "Okay."??
Like if his significant other said "Hey, I'm going to the store to get milk, wanna come?" that he'd start waxing about how that's the story of his life and stuff and make some strange parallel to pop culture and the dairy industry? Or would he just say, "Okay."??Do you think he's all cryptic like that in real life?
I'd bet my 401(k) that he's incapable of giving a straight answer to any question.
Sorry, CG--you set yourself up for that one.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
This coming from the man with a cross section of a penis in his signature.
Vauxhall95
I Know It's Over...
I see. You just happened to be trolling the Maxim website for Morrissey references. You're married, you can come up with better cover stories than that!
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Miss Brazil 1970
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I see. You just happened to be trolling the Maxim website for Morrissey references. You're married, you can come up with better cover stories than that!
Uhh, I looked on the Maxim site to save Depeche609 from having to type the article in. The fact that that site has gratuitous airbrushed cleavage was only a secondary motivation, of course.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Miss Brazil 1970
Nice. I'm meeting with a lady named Liz in an hour.
This is not a man preoccupied with cross sections of meat.
Do you ever wonder why he whips that cord around so much? So he can transform that phallic microphone he has to sing into into a lass-o. The O part's the best part too.
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