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greasetea
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Hey Morrissey fans, it has been a year since I have been here so I now will rate the yearlong sojourn we all embarked on. You all owe it to Dancing jellybean for showing me such a fun site as yours.
Legend:
coat-hanger abortion-excellent
Punch to the stomach abortion-very good
stillborn-good
double stillborn-fair
complicated birth involves the mother dying-poor
child is retarded-the worst
January
People seemed to enjoy the rap rendition of "The Last of the International Playboy", called "CellBlock 45". People also seemd to enjoy the "I'm leaing forever" by hnia (the continual crybaby) and other shlubs. (stillborn)
February
This month brought endless greasetea rip offs and imitators. The Greasetea world order was established and like Greasetea, floundered in its own piss and waste. Hnia was still crying foul and other drama bitches whined about "going to the Korn site". (child is retarded)
March
Well, well. Not much happened except that I began developing my Boz Boorer news stories and fake MTV interviews. I also stepped on some hobos crying for a penny and urinated on a passed out prom queen. Hnia was now again telling eveyone "I am leaving the board for good". All in all a fair month. (triple stillborn)
April
Oh my! The board went nuts and David Tseng was bombarded with requests to please have some security sysytem. Name stealing ensued, people kicked each other in the ghoulies and smiled about it. Thank you Elvira you one bitter bitchy bitch for the greatest thing has occured this month and it knows what it is (sin). Hnia now posted again (as if this fruitytits ever stopped) and befan crying "poor me".
(Coathanger abortion with extra fetus chunks to boot)
May
David T created the system: Welcome to 1984. I was happy, or as Cinderella would growl in a drunken hoarse state: "Double Plus Good." I laughed and hooted like an Arsenio Hall Panhandler when hnia again claimed he would pull a "bermuda triangle." (Your kid was born retarded)
June
The lovely lusty thread by me and Cinderella scarred many nipplelips for months. Hnia of course again said "hello". It is beginning to sound like that Beatles song. (Abortion via punch in the stomach)
July
I ate lots of sushi. (Double plus good via aborted fetus through the ass)
August
Not much in this lazy month but Cinderella did gasp a lot at night. Hnia, to contrast, wailed and whined about "leaving this board". (Double stillborn and half a coathanger abortion)
September
ouch, this month sucked. Hnia continued about "saying this board is in ruins and I shall leave". (Abortion via tank by tainemen square)
October
nothing, nothing! Hnia still whimpered but siad "hello, I'm back again". (stillborn retarded baby born)
November
The Morrissey's debuted. Mimi was actually a nice person and LMC actually was cordial to me. I met a stalker freak, I drank much of the black and tans. Cinderella and I had disgusting selfish moments and I peed all over everyone's clothes afterwards. Hnia again cried "get out and threatened to either leave or God will call him home" A regular ol' Oral Roberts. (Coathanger and punch to the bag abortion, thebay was retarded and had an extra limb and tail)
December
This stupid Joy Dvision and Morrissey board war. What the f.uck, I wasn't even ivolved and they are massacre-ingy ringo my ass there. Hnia will probaly turn against this board and leave to a better atmosphere. Whattasnhoonk. Jackmutt supreme and a wonderf.uck way to end the year.
(Abortion via car accident..double decker bus involved)
Thanks for reading assholes.
Legend:
coat-hanger abortion-excellent
Punch to the stomach abortion-very good
stillborn-good
double stillborn-fair
complicated birth involves the mother dying-poor
child is retarded-the worst
January
People seemed to enjoy the rap rendition of "The Last of the International Playboy", called "CellBlock 45". People also seemd to enjoy the "I'm leaing forever" by hnia (the continual crybaby) and other shlubs. (stillborn)
February
This month brought endless greasetea rip offs and imitators. The Greasetea world order was established and like Greasetea, floundered in its own piss and waste. Hnia was still crying foul and other drama bitches whined about "going to the Korn site". (child is retarded)
March
Well, well. Not much happened except that I began developing my Boz Boorer news stories and fake MTV interviews. I also stepped on some hobos crying for a penny and urinated on a passed out prom queen. Hnia was now again telling eveyone "I am leaving the board for good". All in all a fair month. (triple stillborn)
April
Oh my! The board went nuts and David Tseng was bombarded with requests to please have some security sysytem. Name stealing ensued, people kicked each other in the ghoulies and smiled about it. Thank you Elvira you one bitter bitchy bitch for the greatest thing has occured this month and it knows what it is (sin). Hnia now posted again (as if this fruitytits ever stopped) and befan crying "poor me".
(Coathanger abortion with extra fetus chunks to boot)
May
David T created the system: Welcome to 1984. I was happy, or as Cinderella would growl in a drunken hoarse state: "Double Plus Good." I laughed and hooted like an Arsenio Hall Panhandler when hnia again claimed he would pull a "bermuda triangle." (Your kid was born retarded)
June
The lovely lusty thread by me and Cinderella scarred many nipplelips for months. Hnia of course again said "hello". It is beginning to sound like that Beatles song. (Abortion via punch in the stomach)
July
I ate lots of sushi. (Double plus good via aborted fetus through the ass)
August
Not much in this lazy month but Cinderella did gasp a lot at night. Hnia, to contrast, wailed and whined about "leaving this board". (Double stillborn and half a coathanger abortion)
September
ouch, this month sucked. Hnia continued about "saying this board is in ruins and I shall leave". (Abortion via tank by tainemen square)
October
nothing, nothing! Hnia still whimpered but siad "hello, I'm back again". (stillborn retarded baby born)
November
The Morrissey's debuted. Mimi was actually a nice person and LMC actually was cordial to me. I met a stalker freak, I drank much of the black and tans. Cinderella and I had disgusting selfish moments and I peed all over everyone's clothes afterwards. Hnia again cried "get out and threatened to either leave or God will call him home" A regular ol' Oral Roberts. (Coathanger and punch to the bag abortion, thebay was retarded and had an extra limb and tail)
December
This stupid Joy Dvision and Morrissey board war. What the f.uck, I wasn't even ivolved and they are massacre-ingy ringo my ass there. Hnia will probaly turn against this board and leave to a better atmosphere. Whattasnhoonk. Jackmutt supreme and a wonderf.uck way to end the year.
(Abortion via car accident..double decker bus involved)
Thanks for reading assholes.
