Please Close The Door Behind Me - Morrissey statement at TTY

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PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND ME - true-to-you.net
20 August 2014

Morrissey statement

In response to 77 million questions I can only say this much on the subject of the Harvest drama. It is quite true that Harvest initially appeared like a saintly beacon of light, and they instantly packed us off to France where we recorded World peace is none of your business. The universe was back in balance, and we all considered this to be the very best Morrissey recording ever, and even the boo-hoo-suck-it-off elements of the press appeared to want to agree. At last I am born.

It all seemed too good to be true. It was. I believed that the rich soil of the album had several strong hit singles. Frayed tempers began when Harvest arranged the 'spoken word' films, none of which gave any clue as to what World peace is none of your business intended to be, or is. The films were OK, but they went nowhere and stayed there.

With every nerve alert, we pushed the label for a proper video for Istanbul to precede the album, not least of all because a single ahead of the album release might inch the album to a higher chart position. The label backed off, even though Istanbul received 55 radio plays in just seven days on a major US station. Instead, the label requested a fifth spoken-word film, which naturally had me fumbling around for an axe: no independent thought required. The UK label, meanwhile, created a quite fantastic television advertisement to transmit during the week ahead of the album release. I could taste excitement once again. The TV ad never appeared and my hackles bristled as my bristles heckled. The label responded with frosty aloofness, and I suddenly realized that we were not, after all, of the same species. I ploughed into them insisting upon "proper band videos, where the band play and I sing" - an evidently confusing concept that required seven weeks of explanation, detailed graphs and several drawn up maps.

The label suggested I come to Los Angeles and read passages from Autobiography in front of selected audiences. As frightening as that idea was, I hung on, desperate to believe that Harvest were not as cheap as they now looked. I hope to finish this statement whilst I'm still clean-shaven, so I will jump to the final curtain: during the weeks of the album release, the label were minus one single structural idea, and it appeared evident that each member of the team was acting in separate rooms without doors or windows. Mutual mistrust exploded between Harvest and I, and with fashionable pessimism, the label boss yawned and ordered the surface smartness of dropping World peace is none of your business three weeks after its release. There, now! This would not have happened to the Teletubbies.

Sorrily botched the project may now be, but it's worth it to get Morrissey out of our Inbox. Yes, I can be intensely persistent, and I certainly have an over-active fantasy-life, but the Harvest experience tells us that despite the blinding flash of teeth and smiles, it doesn't take much for the coin to flip and suddenly we're all compromised and shattered. All you need to do is disagree with the vanity of the label boss and your beheading will be slotted in between bottles of the most average champagne on the market. Just one weak-chinned drone can assert the fist of injustice and all of our efforts are flushed away. And thus ... they were.

I might be wrong, but I think World peace is none of your business will instantly disappear from iTunes and record stores and every download-upload-offload outlet on the planet, because Harvest technically have no right to sell it.

Most of the Harvest team are very nice, and I sincerely thank them for trying and caring so much - even if their promotional duties were fully undertaken by the Morrissey audience themselves, whose You Tube videos for World peace is none of your business fully provide the art that the label could not muster. The listeners instantly understood how entertainment could also be art. Staggeringly, I still believe that there's a label out there with my name on it, and one that will issue World peace is none of your business, and afford it the respect it deserves.

Thanks for reading this (rashly assuming that you have), and thanks once again to the Harvesters who tried.

We are boot-camp ready for Lisbon in October, so with the will of many gods, hopefully at least 38 of you will turn up.

MORRISSEY
20 August 2014



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A better review than 95% of the people here have posted, or the worldwide professional music critics have managed.

Congrats on having functioning ears.

I agree, great review
 
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This morning I gave "World Peace" another listen, and here it is: my final verdict.

1. "World Peace" is an abomination. Both the music & lyrics are dreadfull. This could very well be his worst song ever. What on earth was he thinking? This song showcases how uneducated Moz really is. He should have kept his political ignorance hidden.

2. "Neil" I sort of like this one. It's a bit out there, but in a good way. The gay love affair theme is kinda cool.

3. "Not a Man" is nothing more than a moist fart. The lyrics are a moist fart and musically it sounds, well, like a moist fart.

4. "Istanbul". Well done, well done!

5. "Loneliest Planet". Did he write the lyrics himself or were they made by the Random Morrissey Lyrics Generator on the internet? Musically extremely unimpressive.

6. "Staircase" simply doesn't work. Musically it's an eighties mash-up gone horribly wrong and the lyrics are laughable (not in a good way) and artificial. If you don't get 3 A's? Sister, he's no longer a poet...

7. "Bullfighter" could be the reason Harvest dumped him. Come on, my 8 year old nephew can write better lyrics than this. In fact, everyone can!

8. "Kiss me" is the song everybody hails as the great come back single. Really? I mean, really? It's painting by numbers. Boring and bland.

9. "Smiler"? Unfinished demo. The kind of demo you shamefully erase when you wake up (sober) the next day.

10. "Bride" has a brilliant last verse. The rest is just Moz being nasty and mean. What happened to him?

11. "Mountjoy" is very good. I really like this one. Well done.

12. "Concerto" Oh dear, another unfinished demo. This could have been a nice little song, if Moz had just put a little more thought and effort into it.

So, three good songs out of twelve. All the promotion in the world couldn't change that.

Once again, Morrissey is in search of a new label.



Couldn't disagree with you more.

1. "World peace" enjoy it, very catchy, I like how he points out his political views.

2. "Neil" excellent, nobody makes songs like this.

3. "Not a man" hate 1:30 seconds at the beginning. He should have spent more time on the lyrics.

4. "Instanbul" excellent

5. "Planet" ok song.

6. "Staircase" excellent, if you don't like this song, then time to move on. His voice is excellent.

7. "Bullfighter" simple upbeat song.

8. "Kiss me" pop song.

9. "Smiler" tells a story like no one else.

10. "Bride" I like it when he is nasty and mean.

11. "Mount joy" excellent

12. "Concerto" ok

Don't forget "forgive, art hounds, Julie, drag the river, one of our own" all excellent songs.

You guys who don't enjoy his music anymore must learn to move on instead hanging out and complaining every day.
 
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Couldn't disagree with you more.

1. "World peace" enjoy it, very catchy, I like how he points out his political views.

2. "Neil" excellent, nobody makes songs like this.

3. "Not a man" hate 1:30 seconds at the beginning. He should have spent more time on the lyrics.

4. "Instanbul" excellent

5. "Planet" ok song.

6. "Staircase" excellent, if you don't like this song, then time to move on. His voice is excellent.

7. "Bullfighter" simple upbeat song.

8. "Kiss me" pop song.

9. "Smiler" tells a story like no one else.

10. "Bride" I like it when he is nasty and mean.

11. "Mount joy" excellent

12. "Concerto" ok

Don't forget "forgive, art hounds, Julie, drag the river, one of our own" all excellent songs.

You guys who don't enjoy his music anymore must learn to move on instead hanging out and complaining every day.

What are your views on Cliff's latest album? I think your insight could be very valuable here.
 
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Couldn't disagree with you more.

1. "World peace" enjoy it, very catchy, I like how he points out his political views.

2. "Neil" excellent, nobody makes songs like this.

3. "Not a man" hate 1:30 seconds at the beginning. He should have spent more time on the lyrics.

4. "Instanbul" excellent

5. "Planet" ok song.

6. "Staircase" excellent, if you don't like this song, then time to move on. His voice is excellent.

7. "Bullfighter" simple upbeat song.

8. "Kiss me" pop song.

9. "Smiler" tells a story like no one else.

10. "Bride" I like it when he is nasty and mean.

11. "Mount joy" excellent

12. "Concerto" ok

Don't forget "forgive, art hounds, Julie, drag the river, one of our own" all excellent songs.

You guys who don't enjoy his music anymore must learn to move on instead hanging out and complaining every day.

You're review is shit.
 
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As articulate and well-spoken as he is on this matter, it is sad how clueless he is on how the music business works in 2014. Airplay is perfectly meaningless for mature artists with solidified (and older) fan bases. Videos are worthless and vain cash-wastes unless you are an artist under 25 that can show some skin. His foolish romance to be on a major record label like he's Alma Bloody Cogan in this day and age is nearly break-from-reality psychotic. If ever there was an artist that should be self-funding, releasing and marketing his music and "brand", it's Morrissey. He would have complete control, be more successful and would frankly make a lot more money. The only problem with that self-employed business arrangement is it would be hard for him to complain about, blame or sack himself if matters did not inevitably meet his delusional expectations.
 
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My two-penny worth:

World Peace - very enjoyable Brand-politics.

Neal Cassady - wonderful.

I'm Not A Man - sickly and funny at the same time. Builds well. Lyrics don't quite work at times though.

Istanbul - great story-telling.

Earth - irritating.

Staircase - one of the best songs Moz has ever recorded. Period. Love the trumpets.

Bullfigher - a throw-away ditty. Catchy.

Kiss Me - absolute drivel.

Smiler - bland drivel.

Kick The Bride - nice riffs, tongue-in-cheek lyrics.

Mountjoy - excellent.

Oboe - drivel.'The rhythm of life goes round and round'. Please.

Terrible cover-art. And the extra tracks:

Scandinavia - melodramatic drivel.

One Of Our Own - ok.

Drag The River - ok.

Forgive Someone - bland.

Julie In The Weeds - very ok.

Art-Hounds - great. Perfect Moz.












Couldn't disagree with you more.

1. "World peace" enjoy it, very catchy, I like how he points out his political views.

2. "Neil" excellent, nobody makes songs like this.

3. "Not a man" hate 1:30 seconds at the beginning. He should have spent more time on the lyrics.

4. "Instanbul" excellent

5. "Planet" ok song.

6. "Staircase" excellent, if you don't like this song, then time to move on. His voice is excellent.

7. "Bullfighter" simple upbeat song.

8. "Kiss me" pop song.

9. "Smiler" tells a story like no one else.

10. "Bride" I like it when he is nasty and mean.

11. "Mount joy" excellent

12. "Concerto" ok

Don't forget "forgive, art hounds, Julie, drag the river, one of our own" all excellent songs.

You guys who don't enjoy his music anymore must learn to move on instead hanging out and complaining every day.
 
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Everyone should ignore "Morrissey sucks" and "A none E mouse" these two are just trolls constantly posting negative shit. Their lives are so pathetic they follow day to day news of a person they do not like.

If everyone ignores all their post making them even more irrelevant than they already are maybe they will realize how pathetic they are and go hang themselves.


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Finally a comprehendible message from Morrissey.

So it appears as if Harvest was more interested in Morrissey due to Autobiography more than his music? All promotion centered around spoken word and Autobiography readings? Promotion on the cheap, they hoped?
 
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Everyone should ignore "Morrissey sucks" and "A none E mouse" these two are just trolls constantly posting negative shit. Their lives are so pathetic they follow day to day news of a person they do not like.

If everyone ignores all their post making them even more irrelevant than they already are maybe they will realize how pathetic they are and go hang themselves.


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Shut up, thought police.
 
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********** A T T E N T I O N ------- A L L ***********


Everyone should ignore "Morrissey sucks" and "A none E mouse" these two are just trolls constantly posting negative shit. Their lives are so pathetic they follow day to day news of a person they do not like.

If everyone ignores all their post making them even more irrelevant than they already are maybe they will realize how pathetic they are and go hang themselves.


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Good grief! You are still banging on about this!!

You know you are insane, right?

Move on. You must focus your craziness elsewhere!
 
"I hope to finish this statement whilst I'm still clean-shaven" made me laugh out loud.
Very lucid statement about everything. Look forward to reports on the upcoming Euro dates!
 
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"I hope to finish this statement whilst I'm still clean-shaven" made me laugh out loud.
Very lucid statement about everything. Look forward to reports on the upcoming Euro dates!

Shame he wasn't that witty with his new lyrics.
 
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Couldn't disagree with you more.

1. "World peace" enjoy it, very catchy, I like how he points out his political views.

2. "Neil" excellent, nobody makes songs like this.

3. "Not a man" hate 1:30 seconds at the beginning. He should have spent more time on the lyrics.

4. "Instanbul" excellent

5. "Planet" ok song.

6. "Staircase" excellent, if you don't like this song, then time to move on. His voice is excellent.

7. "Bullfighter" simple upbeat song.

8. "Kiss me" pop song.

9. "Smiler" tells a story like no one else.

10. "Bride" I like it when he is nasty and mean.

11. "Mount joy" excellent

12. "Concerto" ok

Don't forget "forgive, art hounds, Julie, drag the river, one of our own" all excellent songs.

You guys who don't enjoy his music anymore must learn to move on instead hanging out and complaining every day.

Very insightful review! You really captured the substance of each song. You should consider a career in journalism.
 
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Finally a comprehendible message from Morrissey.

So it appears as if Harvest was more interested in Morrissey due to Autobiography more than his music? All promotion centered around spoken word and Autobiography readings? Promotion on the cheap, they hoped?

Autobiography was the cash cow, of course - how many sales can even a decent Morrissey solo album hope to get nowadays, let alone a piss poor one like this new effort?

The big money is in nostalgia and looking back. To quote Kierkegaard, life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

If Morrissey still wants to do solo albums and be on a major label, he'll have to reform The Smiths as a live act and insist on continuing with solo stuff as a signing condition. That would do it.
 
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As ever, he's at his best after his 26th kick to the stomach. Despite everything else I find his candor refreshing here, and his attitude admirable, and I wasn't expecting to feel that way when I saw that title.

I agree. Well said.
 
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I love and admire Morrissey, and I am so grateful to have his music and everything about him—good/bad, weak/strong—in my life. And that's all I have to say right now.

What she said.
 
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I've read this a few times now, and I really am surprised (in the best way) by how positive it is and how forward-looking his attitude seems to be. There's a clarity to his words that I wouldn't have expected given everything that's gone on over the past few months, and with the amount of anger (much of it justified) that he's expressed in other recent TTY posts.

I'm so glad he wrote this. I'm sure there are a lot of well-meaning people at Harvest (whose names we'll never know) who are glad, too.

He believes in the album and knows just how great it could be if promoted the right way. God I'm glad he slagged off the spoken word videos. Yes they were interesting... for about five minutes.
 
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This is more drivel blaming the record company for everything; perhaps they (like many) believed the final product (WPINOYB) is NOT GOOD.

Here is another thing--the great writer has a pronoun usage error. Mutual mistrust exploded between Harvest and I, and with fashionable pessimism, the label boss yawned and ordered the surface smartness of dropping World peace is none of your business three weeks after its release.

The correct pronoun is "me."

Secondly, how dare Morrissey use the word "behead" after the horrible event that this ISIS nutcases just did to an innocent journalist. All you need to do is disagree with the vanity of the label boss and your beheading will be slotted in between bottles of the most average champagne on the market. Just one weak-chinned drone can assert the fist of injustice and all of our efforts are flushed away.

More of the same "woe is me." This is a despicable act.

More drivel from this f*** Knuckle fan.
 
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I am so tired of his whining and bitching. Yawn. Especially after seeing Johnny Marr solo. :guitar:

Does this mean you're leaving? Or do we have to continue to listen to your whining and bitching?
 
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