I hope the originator of the rueben sandwich is burning in hell because that was one of the most despicable things I've ever attempted to put in my mouth.
So I drive to Bakersfield and buy a crappy ticket. Then (uncharacteristic of me) I sneak into the pit. 3rd row Jesse side. Then Morrissey throws his shirt and in the melee I get to second row. Then some guy who was texting and looking for Jackie half the time makes a leap during the first encore song Last Night and I push him up there. Now I'm on the RAIL!!!!!!! I've never done that. Then Morrissey starts the second encore still ill and he so f***ing pissed at security for being macho (Hello!!!!!!!) that he barely sings the words, quits and walks off.
I am not destined to touch that man. I'd take a f***ing single malt whiskey bottle and smash it in the middle of Truxton Steet to break this hermetically sealed bullshut curse. I want to f*** you but I can't reach you!!!! Grrrr! I gotta pee so bad. Lol. Awesome show.
I was thinking about Morrissey's Rourke/Joyce trial and how at the same time I was living in the darkest hell possible. Things are way different today cosmically for me, I hope for him too.
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Theo
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