I have my driving test at 1:45 today.I'm hoping that listening to a combination of Morrissey and a 1996 London cast recording of Jesus Christ Superstar will help me relax, but I'm not entirely convinced.
Isn't housesitting just...basically doing nothing?How do you even go about getting a job like that? I'd love to get paid for sitting in someone else's house all day, feeding their pets, watching TV etc. It would be exactly like normal unemployment, but with money and slightly less boredom
Kind of. It gets old sleeping in other people's beds and eating out of their refrigerators. It was interesting at first, now not so much. I love consistency and you don't get that when you're ten days here, seven days there, fourteen days here, etc, etc.. I'd rather have a 9-5 with a lunch pail and a desk I could decorate and look forward to seeing ever day.
Kind of. It gets old sleeping in other people's beds and eating out of their refrigerators. It was interesting at first, now not so much. I love consistency and you don't get that when you're ten days here, seven days there, fourteen days here, etc, etc.. I'd rather have a 9-5 with a lunch pail and a desk I could decorate and look forward to seeing ever day.
I'll start you on catbox duty and you can work your way up to turtle tank filter management.
Let's talk about something else.
And when I do apply for jobs something always comes up where it doesn't work out. Never that I'm not qualified or right for the job, more like I'm needed elsewhere. I'm not in charge of that, God is.
Ditch school Davie and come housesit with me. Sofa sleeper sleeps two!
From an earlier part of the conversation, Billy.
.How do you like your pizza,Iona? Cut into 4,6,8?
Well pardon me for breathing
With a beer.
Davie, as long as you display more intelligence than any of the people in this photo, you're doing okay.
Davie, as long as you display more intelligence than any of the people in this photo, you're doing okay.
