Morrissey Central "Roy Orbison" (January 2, 2020)

Roy Orbison manages to find a copy of "It's Over" in Lexington, Kentucky. He immediately pours a double brandy, as one would.

https://www.morrisseycentral.com/messagesfrommorrissey/roy-orbison

Uncredited artwork by Iron Bridge.
Regards,
FWD.

 

[ordinaryboy86]

what do you get when you cross an Irishman and a Chinese man====pat noodle.

This is the kind of “joke”, drunken, double denim wearing bigots used to tell in pubs in the 1970’s.

 

[gordyboy9]

This is the kind of “joke”, drunken, double denim wearing bigots used to tell in pubs in the 1970’s.

ordinary a guy so boring his family feign death to avoid any contact.ah the 70s,great days great days,the comedians,benny hill,mind your language,alf garnett.bet you would sit with a straight face through every episode of these whilst normal folk would be pissing themselves laughing.

 

[gordyboy9]

This is the kind of “joke”, drunken, double denim wearing bigots used to tell in pubs in the 1970’s.

three channels on tv what else were double denim wearing people meant to do but get pissed in pubs.

 

[Deleted member 29417]

Does anyone know what the tune at the end of We'll Let You Know is?

& can anyone else hear someone yell something like 'that's not funny' at the end of Munich Air Disaster 1958?

 

[Deleted member 1074]

with M being jesses boss shouldn't M be the one doing all the ramming.
what do you get when you cross an Irishman and a Chinese man====pat noodle.

This is the kind of “joke”, drunken, double denim wearing bigots used to tell in pubs in the 1970’s.

I don’t get the joke...

 

[bhops]

I already did that a decade ago.
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And it’s aged spectacularly well.

 

[Anonymous]

I don’t get the joke...

Well, it's just skinny wrongly, again, using the word bigot, when in fact he means racist...he's easily confused which, as a result, exposes his complete incompetence with the English language & he does so on a regular basis...too long spent with his mates at the mosque...

However, back in the 70's much of UK humour was racist-based, & a derogatory/ridiculing style which was prevalent in both everyday society, among working mens club comedians, professional entertainers/comedians, & even on UK TV (a series called Love Thy Neighbour was one such programme which springs to mind):

Whites would call Irish, thick, paddy, that sort of thing.
Blacks would call whites honky, snowflake, etc.
Whites would call blacks chalky, the now infamous 'N' word
People of Indian/Pakistani extract were also subjected to similar by everyone.

Of course nowadays we aren't allowed to use such humour. Luckily, it's had its day.

 

[Anonymous]

I don’t get the joke...

It's just a bad joke really:
Irish are always called 'pat'
Chinese are synonymous with 'noodles'
In the UK there's a thing called a 'pot noodle' (a plastic container/pot with a foil sealed lid which contains dehydrated stuff resembling noodles, when you add water to it, gives you hot shitty 'food' supposedly like noodles - hence the name 'pot noodle' - popular with the likes of people who are poor and live on benefits - skinny has them regularly)
Back to the 'joke' pat noodle = 'pot noodle' - a play on words which might amuse the minority for a few milliseconds. You've not missed anything by not getting the 'joke'.

 

[Anonymous]

Does anyone know what the tune at the end of We'll Let You Know is?

& can anyone else hear someone yell something like 'that's not funny' at the end of Munich Air Disaster 1958?

Dunno but it sounds like some kind of pipe music, a descant recorder maybe from the Robin Hood era?

 

[Deleted member 29227]

I don’t get the joke...

You're not missing anything, don't worry. Bad humour from a bygone age.

 

[The Irish Hare]

FFS!

Ok, I've had enough!

New rule #02.01.2020.1 Every time some twat at Morrissey Central photoshops a Morrissey record into old photographs of musicians, actors etc, we will photoshop Morrissey's face onto the face of some pornstar/someone on Pornhub.

A man in Ireland got jailed for doing that to a popular newsreader. One persons idea of funny or acceptable can cause a lot of distress to someone more sensitive.
As the journalist said in her victim impact statement, those pictures stay on the Web for anyone to see.
The abuse people in the public eye have to put up with is a shame. It's certainly not what people like Morrissey signed up for pre - Internet.
Arguing with or about someone's views is one thing, verbal or any other kind of abuse is a reflection on the abuser and is never justifiable. It's a slippery slope for some people if they have nothing or no one to ground them.
The photoshop on Morrissey Central isn't doing anyone harm so what of it.

 

[ordinaryboy86]

SER, you lazy, f***ing, scrounging ponce; just f*** off. Your pathetic photoshops ate shit, you’re shit, Boring, embarrassing, and just wank.
Hopefully you’ll slip on a leaf outside the Stamford arms, you twat.

the ghost of Curtis Bootler.

This wasn’t done by SER, was it? I think this was done by the Iron Bridge?

 

[Deleted member 29227]

This wasn’t done by SER, was it? I think this was done by the Iron Bridge?

Yep I think the big clue was below the pic:

Uncredited artwork by Iron Bridge.
Regards,
FWD.

 

[DavidK]

I think they're just trolling us at this point. Lol.

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

ordinary a guy so boring his family feign death to avoid any contact.ah the 70s,great days great days,the comedians,benny hill,mind your language,alf garnett.bet you would sit with a straight face through every episode of these whilst normal folk would be pissing themselves laughing.

One of Morrissey’s favorites ...

 

[Anonymous]

This wasn’t done by SER, was it? I think this was done by the Iron Bridge?

Yea, you’re right. A twat is eye!!!
That said, the point about SER stands and the iron bridge is worse. Anything to get a thumbs up by SER/Moz
Get him in the same bucket as Tait, Rios, white etc etc

 

[Anonymous]

I think they're just trolling us at this point. Lol.

I don't think so. I just think he's out of touch. There is nothing creative or even funny about those shitpics. They are simply naff. For someone that was in control of the artwork for The Smiths' covers, why the f*** would Morrissey allow those shitpics to go up on his site? Can't he see how f***ing terrible they are?

 

[Deleted member 29227]

One of Morrissey’s favorites ...

Funny in his day, Benny, but he & his type of humour wouldn't survive in this day & age I'm afraid.

 

[Anonymous]

A man in Ireland got jailed for doing that to a popular newsreader. One persons idea of funny or acceptable can cause a lot of distress to someone more sensitive.
As the journalist said in her victim impact statement, those pictures stay on the Web for anyone to see.
The abuse people in the public eye have to put up with is a shame. It's certainly not what people like Morrissey signed up for pre - Internet.
Arguing with or about someone's views is one thing, verbal or any other kind of abuse is a reflection on the abuser and is never justifiable. It's a slippery slope for some people if they have nothing or no one to ground them.
The photoshop on Morrissey Central isn't doing anyone harm so what of it.

Fair comment about sticking his mug on pornstars. We need a new rule!

New rule #03.01.2020.2 Forget New rule #02.01.2020.1 Instead, every time Morrissey Central posts images of Morrissey's product photoshopped into pics of celebrities, we shall post photoshopped images of Morrissey's product in the hands of Hitler and other twats from history.

 

[Deleted member 29417]

Dunno but it sounds like some kind of pipe music, a descant recorder maybe from the Robin Hood era?

Thanks!

I was wondering if it was a football-related tune. I pay no heed to these things but growing up in Glasgow & going to old firm games, there was always flute-ish Republican or Loyalist tunes flying about somewhere.