Songs you intentionally sing incorrectly?

ADAM

No One You Know
I got some funny looks from Him in 1997 for signs reading (as I sing them):

'We're just keeping the copulation down...'
and
'Slum girls are big, hairy ogres...'

I'd never jot it on a sign, but, and this one's for the cheap seats:
'And in the darkened underpass, I thought, OH GOD, my pants, I've (rhymes with SOME) at last.'

I like to think that he and the "Best Friend On The Bread Roll" are having 'board breakfast in bed' (it goes with the whole corporate theme).

My version of "Human Being" is almost always, 'if I'm acting like a queen, that's 'cause I'm a human bein' but I'm from the Southern Colonies, so I can drop my g's as I please.

My partner seems to think the words to "Sweetie Pie" are, 'What the hell are you killing down there?' I'm not sure where he hears that?
 

ADAM

No One You Know
The first person to write, 'I wish I gone down... on them...' will be escorted from the building and locked in Mel Torment's private dungeon. The savage beast she calls "Precious" is not for the faint of heart, and I have no idea what the tractor from the "Suedehead" video is there for. Do you want to find out? :thumb:
 

Poppy Full

Sycophantic slag
"I was looking for a ______ and then I found a ______, and heaven knows I'm miserable now."
I can substitute anything in, it adapts to every possible situation.
In This Charming Man, I sometimes sing "Will nature make a mouse of me yet?" I can't remember why. Did Morrissey once sing it like that? :confused:
 
In A Rush and A Push and The Land is Ours:

"So f*** me, f*** me, f*** me."
instead of phone me. :guitar:

Yes! It sounds uncannily like that anyway (possibly even intentional in which case- bad Moz! :D) although in the last one of each recitation of this line it does sound like 'phone me'. Whatever, I tend to sing both, all depending on my general mood :lbf:.
 
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Oh my god. it's Robby!

spontaneously luminescent
Yes! It sounds uncannily like that anyway (possibly even intentional :confused: in which case- bad Moz! :D) although in the last one of each recitation of this line it does sound like 'phone me'. Whatever, I tend to sing both, all depending on my general mood :lbf:.

i have always assumed it was intentional :straightface:
also, a lot of people in this thread so far seem to like to put the word fart in his songs :eek::crazy:
 

Chad

Walking through Rome
I want the freedom and I want the guy
 

mozfish

New Member
this charming man.....will Rachel make a man of me yet!!..... ( i am that Rachel)!!:thumb:
Daughter sings...Hair brushed, i farted, typical me typical me i farted!
 

Dagenham Max

New Member
But take me to the haven of your bed
was something that you never said

TO LOVE'S PLEAS.

You're the bee's knees but so am I

(Didn't discover my mistake for years, still think my version is better)
 
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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
She Knows (she knows)
Or, I think she does


(A bit of wishful thinking.)
 
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