Girl-with-the-Thorn
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It's very versatile, I think that's why it seems to be a popular fetish. I can only imagine the mess he must have made with it. Did you have to give him a sponge bath afterwards?
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It's very versatile, I think that's why it seems to be a popular fetish. I can only imagine the mess he must have made with it. Did you have to give him a sponge bath afterwards?
Jackie London
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Yeah we had a bath afterwards and I'm ashamed to think about what we did in there. When you do it with Davie I recommend using whipped cream with the chocolate mousse, it makes you less thirsty.
Girl-with-the-Thorn
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Yeah, I was thinking along those lines too. Maybe pineapple rings for a bit of fruity goodness, although those might be a bit difficult to maneuver so perhaps not. I'm just hoping he doesn't want to play babies.
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It seems the Strange/unexpected Moz references thread has been completely hijacked off. 
Girl-with-the-Thorn
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It seems the Strange/unexpected Moz references thread has been completely hijacked off.
It's a knack. Anyway it was Jackie's fault, she got me all over-excited when she brought up Davie. I must learn to control myself.
Jackie London
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Billy has thankfully never been on about the baby thing but I bet Davie will, he'll probably want you to change his nappy. Pineapple rings....yeah, why not. Or how about canned pears?
Girl-with-the-Thorn
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Or worse. I think I should have some formula milk ready just in case. I haven't had pears in a while actually. I might mix up a fruit salad. Variety is the spice of life etc.
Jackie London
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Oh god! He'll probably call you mummy and insist on sucking your boobs!
Girl-with-the-Thorn
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It would not surprise me in the least. That was the thinking behind the formula milk. Maybe I could pretend it was 'pre-pumped' and buy some sort of bresticular chastity belt if any baby-play seemed imminent. He's online now though, so at least he knows we're onto him. Might put him off the weirder stuff (or put ideas into his head).
Jackie London
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If he gets excited enough I'm sure he would bite it off. If you only knew what Billy has managed to bite and ripped through in times of excitement.
Girl-with-the-Thorn
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Yeah, I might have to subtly check tooth sharpness beforehand and then prepare accordingly. I'm going to need a strong stomach for this, I can feel it.
Jackie London
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Yeah.....you should also make sure you don't gag easily......nor do stuff that requires you to sit down for the 4 days after.
Girl-with-the-Thorn
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Hmm, I shall bear that in mind. My Christmas shall be rather restless and mobile then, methinks.
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DAVIE
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Right...I have a chainsaw, black pudding, a tightrope, a whip and a vibrator...LET SEX BEGIN
Girl-with-the-Thorn
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Black forest gateau would be more to my taste, but if that's what gets you going... The tightrope sounds like a new and novel concept though.
Jackie London
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Been there done that.....
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DAVIE
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Thought so...It doesn't shock me
Girl-with-the-Thorn
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You've tried everything, although I wouldn't be surprised if Billy had talked you into it.
Oh and Davie, I have a butter knife and two velcro rollers, so it should be funtimez.
Jackie London
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You should see Billy's collection of ...."things"!
Jackie London
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It's all Billy's ideas. I'm innocent, he says he'll leave me and our 8 kids if I say no...
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