The Knitted Smiths are Go!

[The Cat's Mother]

Meet the boys, 'cause the boys are here. The boys to entertain yoooooooo!

I'm quite disturbed at how close Knitted Joycie looks to the real thing.

Suggested setlists for their tour, please. Silly song-title puns especially welcome.

 

[HIM]

electric avenue - eddy grant

 

[The Cat's Mother]

electric avenue - eddy grant

Ooooooookay.....

*backs away cautiously*

 

[HIM]

Ooooooookay.....

*backs away cautiously*

I don't wanna dance
Dance with you baby no more
I never do something to hurt you though
Oh but the feeling is bad
The feeling is bad​

 

[The Cat's Mother]

I don't wanna dance
Dance with you baby no more
I never do something to hurt you though
Oh but the feeling is bad
The feeling is bad​

Thank you, HIM. That was lovely.

 

[Anna]

knit is murder?

they are excellent!

 

[The Cat's Mother]

knit is murder?

Groan!

they are excellent!

Thanks. They were great fun to make

Cotton-reel Around the Fountain?

*runs away*

 

[MrRoboto]

The Cat's Mother, I truly admire your work!! The KnittedSmiths have come out fantastic with a remarkable resemblance as well. As for the setlist, perhaps:

Pretty Girls Make Scarves
The Boy with the Yarn in his Side
Purl Afraid


What a sad list. wow, that was harder to come up with than I would have imagined. Will put more effort into it and come up with some more soon!

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Sweet and Tender Spool Again....?

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Thank you Mr R. And 'Purl Afraid' is a peach

Rushed-hem Ruffians? I Know it's Over-Sewn?

 

[The Cat's Mother]

How Sewn is Now?
You Just Haven't Darned it Yet, Baby.

 

[The Crime Of The Century!]

The Queen is Thread

Hand In Glove

Heaven Knows I'm knitting him now

I knit the one I can't have

This knit has opened my eyes

You've knitted everything now

Stretch out and knit

Knitters of the world, unite and take over

A rush and a push and the wool that we knit with is ours

Knit a Vulgar jumper

Wool at one's elbow

I won't knit you

I knitted something I couldn't finish

Wool is a four-letter word

Never had no wool never

Knitting changes everything

 

[virtually dead]

They are wonderful! playdough smiths never worked Morrissey's resemblance to tin tin was too uncanny I felt I couldn't continue.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

You don't have the lyrics to 'Knit a Vulgar Jumper' or 'Wool at One's Elbow', perchance?

I think 'I Knitted Something I Couldn't Finish' should be my personal theme song...

 

[The Cat's Mother]

They are wonderful! playdough smiths never worked Morrissey's resemblance to tin tin was too uncanny I felt I couldn't continue.

Tin Tin? Lol!

How about the Stickle Brick Smiths?

Half a Purl, Son..... oh, hell, I'm off again....

 

[virtually dead]

I was just about to say "they can't go on tour, mike joyce is dead" but he's not, is he? god, right, I might go sort out my head, watch the paul O'Grady show blah blah blah

 

[left out]

Brilliant TCM.

The "knitting" threads have had me in stitches.

Do you think this picture would make a good alternative to traditional C'mas cards?

 

[The Cat's Mother]

I could bung a bit of tinsel on them for an official Christmas portrait and people could use that if they liked.

 

[Lor]

YES! I would

 

[the more you explore me!]

Well I think for television appearances we can get them guest spots on Old Bear stories or Bagpuss.
1st LP:
The KNITS

cross-stitching around the fountain
you've Embroidery every thing now!
moss pattern lie
pretty girls make bedsocks in chunky wool
the hand the knits the baby bootees
this crochet man
spin wool
hand in mittens
what difference does Crochet Hooks make
I don't make jumpers for you now
knitting little children