The Official "Ticketmaster Can Suck My Sweaty Ballz" Thread

[Not Right in the Head]

Hey, Ticketmaster:

http://www.theindyvoice.com/george-bush-tells-america-f***-you.jpg
http://www.biffbang.de/_myspace/f***-you-guys.jpg
http://jdra.mo-blog.jp/official/images/f***_you.jpg
http://www.stdmfg.com/f***%20you.jpg
http://mccurley.org/images/f***_you.jpg

On the positive side, it looks like I won't be shelling out hundreds of $$$s for a trip to see Morrissey in New York.

 

[Cassius]

What happened?

 

[Corrissey]

Why are they sweaty? Were you working out?

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Why are they sweaty? Were you working out?

From doing this:

 

[PapaJack]

Why are they sweaty? Were you working out?

thanks, corrissey, I hadn't eaten breakfast yet...and now I'm thinking I'll skip it altogether.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

 

[PapaJack]

those are good, though some are partial to chef's recipe

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I still don't think I've seen this yet.

Hey, doesn't Morrissey's current manager have a huge stake in Ticketmaster?

 

[Corrissey]

From doing this:

ha! great gif!

I knew the Schwetty Balls skit/joke was coming... did you see 30 Rock last night? Jack (Alec's character) finds a lump on his ball. I love that show.

thanks, corrissey, I hadn't eaten breakfast yet...and now I'm thinking I'll skip it altogether.

Eat. Don't you want to be a big, strong firefighter when you grow up?