Veggie thread trilogy 1 - Do meat-flavoured products mean you're cheating?

[nugz]

Nugz the topic is about meat flavored products.

A Boar is a kind of animal.

Reelaround is a bore.

Therefore, we are not off topic.

silly me! what was i thinkin!

 

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

EOH is about to go have a delicious mouth-watering vegetarian meal + highly caffeinated drink for lunch.

B-jealous!

It was good.

 

[troubleluvsme]

It was good.

BB, you're gonna have to do better than that.
What was it????

Details, we want details!

 

[Maverick]

To be fair, it was more important to me that my girl took it up the arse than if she ate meat.

She's got the personailty i want in a woman, the hair colour, the breasts, the sexual appetite...if she eats meat, well i can't have it all.

I'm not being salacious, but seriously those things matter more to me.

Anyone who wouldn't go out with a meat eater needs to seriously chill & ask themselves if they can afford to be that picky.

I'd rather be with a meat-eater than banging some stick-thin veggie nutcase, who can't even handle a good f***ing.

 

[oye terence]

So the summary really is that meat-eaters are Hitler-esque, murdering, blood crazed bastards.

Meat eaters & paedophiles - is there much difference? Both prey on the weak and vulnerable, who cannot protect themselves, for their own sick gain.

I hope one day everybody on here who eats meat is slaughtered the way those innocent animals are.

Apart from my Fiancee & mum of course, because i'll let them off.

Anyone who wouldn't go out with a meat eater needs to seriously chill & ask themselves if they can afford to be that picky.

I'd rather be with a meat-eater than banging some stick-thin veggie nutcase, who can't even handle a good f***ing.

True.there should only be one nutcase in a relationship. Two would just be dangerous.

 

[yesitis]

To be fair, it was more important to me that my girl took it up the arse than if she ate meat.

She's got the personailty i want in a woman, the hair colour, the breasts, the sexual appetite...if she eats meat, well i can't have it all.

I'm not being salacious, but seriously those things matter more to me.

Anyone who wouldn't go out with a meat eater needs to seriously chill & ask themselves if they can afford to be that picky.

I'd rather be with a meat-eater than banging some stick-thin veggie nutcase, who can't even handle a good f***ing.

would you f*** hitler?

 

[Maverick]

would you f*** hitler?

No because i don't wear my boxers back to front.

Anyway, i eat pussy - does that count as meat?

 

[Arsenal]

Anyone who wouldn't go out with a meat eater needs to seriously chill & ask themselves if they can afford to be that picky.

I'm as 'chilled' as you can get, and yes, I can afford to be very picky. I'm very selective about who I bother with these days, and if they eat meat, they are automatically out. I wouldn't have it any other way.

I'd rather be with a meat-eater than banging some stick-thin veggie nutcase, who can't even handle a good f***ing.

And you assume that vegetarians are 1. Stick thin 2. insane (compared to someone who eats a dead body?) and 3. Aren't good at sex.

Wow.

 

[Maverick]

I'm as 'chilled' as you can get, and yes, I can afford to be very picky. I'm very selective about who I bother with these days, and if they eat meat, they are automatically out. I wouldn't have it any other way.



And you assume that vegetarians are 1. Stick thin 2. insane (compared to someone who eats a dead body?) and 3. Aren't good at sex.

Wow.

Errr no cause i'm a Veggie and i'm not stick thin, i'm not insane (i don't think anyway!) and i'm extremely good at sex - that's what my Fiancee tells me anyway!

I'm just saying most Veggie girls look like if you ragged them too hard from behind, they'd dislocate a hip.

 

[Arsenal]

I'm just saying most Veggie girls look like if you ragged them too hard from behind, they'd dislocate a hip.

I don't know 'most' vegetarian women, nor do you, so such a general statement is rather pointless.

 

[yesitis]

Errr no cause i'm a Veggie and i'm not stick thin, i'm not insane (i don't think anyway!) and i'm extremely good at sex - that's what my Fiancee tells me anyway!

I'm just saying most Veggie girls look like if you ragged them too hard from behind, they'd dislocate a hip.

does your fiancee really say you're "extremely good at sex"? is she 12?

 

[Maverick]

I don't know 'most' vegetarian women, nor do you, so such a general statement is rather pointless.

Well, i've met a few - or maybe they were Vegans. The terrorists of the Vegeterian world!

I mean, is there any need?

I've yet to see a good curvy veggie girl who looks like she could go 12 rounds with me in the sack (ok 2 rounds, i can't go much more than that in one session.)

 

[Maverick]

does your fiancee really say you're "extremely good at sex"? is she 12?

Well, no, she actually said i was the best she'd ever had. Those were her exact words. After i'd just blown her mind.

And she's 28.

And hot.

 

[yesitis]

Well, no, she actually said i was the best she'd ever had. Those were her exact words. After i'd just blown her mind.

And she's 28.

And hot.

and quite similar to hitler.

 

[Maverick]

and quite similar to hitler.

No actually, she's more like Lucy Pinder.

I have a certain type. I don't like Blondes. I like Brunettes with big tits. A predelcetion for anal intercourse is a bonus, but not a necessity.

 

[yesitis]

No actually, she's more like Lucy Pinder.

I have a certain type. I don't like Blondes. I like Brunettes with big tits. A predelcetion for anal intercourse is a bonus, but not a necessity.

so she's like a nazi lucy pinder?

i can tell you two will be very happy together. you can stare at her tits and f*** her up the arse well into your eighties.

 

[Maverick]

so she's like a nazi lucy pinder?

i can tell you two will be very happy together. you can stare at her tits and f*** her up the arse well into your eighties.

Yeah, that sounds great!

Thanks for your kind words. And i only get anal on special occassions, it's a treat.