Recent content by nicky wire's legs

signs you embody a peculiarly american form of ignorance: 1. you go to aquariums, which are both unethical and a very dated form of 'entertainment' (honestly i didnt think there were any left outside of maybe asia. the aquarium in my city was done away with decades ago) 2. you see sea creatures...

from the river to the sea dolphins shall be free!! :rock: :dolphin:💦

i cant believe that i just read her say that she was there for a visit so she knows they're happy. that's definitely up there as one of the most retarded and juvenile things ive ever read on this site.

do you think morrissey will take notice of you? Really? Do you think he will?

you are an absolutely odious individual and have no place in polite society. first you pester your doctors about this imaginary self diagnosed mold infection and then when they finally humour you with getting you tested even though it's a waste of everyones time, time that could be spent on much...

i think audrey is jealous of R dogg because he has a luscious head of hair and manly chest and gets all the girls! (i may have said this before, i cant remember)

"how can it ever end?" --russell brand (in conversation with jordan peterson)

:rock: so many good lines! thanks for this!! i also like: Many sins are forgiven her, because she hath loved much. thats just proof of Jesus' amorality. he knows that love, which is not moral, trumps morality. i always liked Let the bury the dead, but what does it mean exactly?? and what...

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You saucy thing! How jaunty! Such elan!

No way! really?!

Giant bunnies are SO nice!! Half of my instagram feed is giant bunnies!! 🐰🐇:hearteyes: They get arthritis in their joints though as they get older which is sad 😔 I do wonder what would happen if they were to bite. Bunnies do occasionally bite and these presumably have much bigger teeth than...

I don't like lions! I think we should use them to make me ice cream!! I want giant bunnies and a baby elephant to cuddle with! 🐘 Baby elephants are way better than lions! Cows are good cuddlers too!

That would be time well spent!!

It might be the mold infection in your lungs coming out through your skin! Make sure if you make a complaint against the technician you tell them about russell brand torturing you with microwave rays for context!👍